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Meth is the loudest drug ever & triggers angry mobs / SOUNDS OF THE PAIN FOREST

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    If you've ever tried to abuse techamphetmine in peace and quiet you know what I mean. Not only do the vibrations ignore physics they oscilate and bounce off each other like screaming electrons. Weird shit happens when you get high that interrupt the high.

    Locks break/stop working, movement becomes impossible without disturbing the universe, everything runs out and time goes faster. The very act of smoking a meth pipe anywhere releases immense amounts of energy and it is easily sensed by everyone around you. As soon as you a hit before the pipe cools someone is banging on your door, there are alarms going off next door and the furnace will kick into overdrive and start clunking which its never done before and you can't tell if reality just broke in half or if you are just higher than anything.

    But there really is someone at the door, and now you are outside and smoking meth outside is impossible not because of the wind or anything but the PEOPLE.

    If you have a meth pipe every house you walk past will peer out their window and glance at you, everyone suddenly decides to smoke on their deck and children pour onto the streets out of nowhere, you dip into an alley and theres people doing wood work and fixing cars on both sides, so you walk through a park and look for a quiet spot to sit and smoke a bubble.

    Then someone walking their dog goes past just as you are about to light it.

    The lighter flicks are crazy loud, way worse than weed, weed is quiet stealth until you cough. Meth is quiet but amplifies everything + paraphanalia, glass, foil, straws, knives, baggies coupled with sleepless all night endless repetive actions typing, walking, hydrating, getting high, using the bathroom.

    When you are doing meth you have to constantly go to the bathroom because it makes you constipated and throw up if you OD and piss weird. If anyone is in the house they will never sleep properly with you tweaking and you will never function because not using the bathroom to be quiet is like, the worst thing I can think of. So you just sit there waiting for it to be the" right" time because you dont want to make noise.

    Even completely alone you have to turn your house into a machine, leaving lights on all night and non stop music will only attract more rats.

    If you live with anyone and you are high you cant do the following.
    Walk up/down stairs/go in/out rooms. Listen to music, go to bed, be in a living room , get water from a kitchen, leave the house, use the phone, type on a keyboard, click a mouse.

    Every action gets disrupted and things get thrown off balance, then when its time for you to be normal and do things youj wanty ed to do hours ago you are crashing and want to sleep and the person is angry at you for "being laZy" when you are actually just respecting peoples noise pollution.

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    mom: habe u been smokieng tek again
    me:no

    mom:

    me:
    mom: hav u smokng tekh

    mom:

    me: no
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    shes been stealing it i know it
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    CALKULATOR VRY RISKY
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    Lmao i miss being a full-blown meth addict. Chilling at the plugs house at 6 AM when he gets a wild hair up his ass and starts talking to me like I'm a cop deep undercover telling me I'm good at my job and shit. Rolling a bowl in the kitchen and assuming that the shadow of him hitting the pipe is being projected onto the street under the street lights.

    Some bummy ass dude is busy restoring some dirty Air Maxes he found on the street to mint condition with a toothbrush.. his buddy is trying to get an old broken antenna working on a TV by tying shoelaces to the ears to get them pointed just the right way..

    This gold grill wearing hillbilly is accusing his girl of cheating (and she totally was) while their 2 kids are (presumably) trying to sleep in their room.
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Wasp Sugar Lmao i miss being a full-blown meth addict. Chilling at the plugs house at 6 AM when he gets a wild hair up his ass and starts talking to me like I'm a cop deep undercover telling me I'm good at my job and shit. Rolling a bowl in the kitchen and assuming that the shadow of him hitting the pipe is being projected onto the street under the street lights.

    Heh, pretty amusing paranoia.
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    extend ur tekh
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    abuse ur bosses car send it to the paint shod
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