2023-10-18 at 7:31 PM UTC
Folks I will be speaking jenglish to a fellow english speaker and just throw in words like "cock" "penis" "weiner" if the evesdropper is gay, alternatively I somteimes rsay "Yes Police" randomly and because they don't speak English and are evesdropping they try to figure out what the fuck i'm saying when I'm talking to my mom and i'm liek "Yeah police, yes, No I'm talking to my roommate, yes police."
and the guy is sitting there starring at me wondering why is aid yes, later, police, roommate lol
or i'll be talking to my boy and just say "Yes the hard cock, tonight, no solo, yes, yes penis mouth ass tonight."
and my roommate just stares wondering who i'm talking to so sometimes he will ask when i'm done like "telephone who?" and I say "Government Resource Helper" "Govermente denaro ayudo persona"
In jail anyone who was skitzophrenic or an evesdropper I'd always wait for them to walk by and then jwhisper to someone loud as fuck "Yeah but don't tell (Their first name)" LOL and they'd get all concerned wondering what the fuck we're talkinga bout that he shouldn't know about
good times all around
2023-10-18 at 7:32 PM UTC
i also add teh word penis into conversation like when i finish eating I say "Moy bien, now penis tranquil. gracias" which means resting penis and doesn't make sense in either language
2023-10-18 at 11:21 PM UTC
That's absolutely priceless, now I wish I had more nosy eavesdropping foreigners nearby so I could have the same kind of fun
2023-10-18 at 11:22 PM UTC
U can do it with children and dogs by randomly saying their name while you're not talking to them.
