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Started my own business recently that others can replicate to great success.

  1. #41
    Bradley Florida Man
    how u think mcdonalds got started ?

    if any of u come to miami in the swamp u can get ur first one free even if i don't really like u
  2. #42
    Bradley Florida Man
    but after if i don't like u u gotta go, i don't really feel comfortable around white people at my corn on the curb stand this is my curb nigga paul wall got a mouf like a crystal baw
  3. #43
    Bradley Florida Man
    we do accept electronics, especially ones that turn on, & change we can always take quarters only. I wish i was smart enough to run a solar panel into a heater and make Weiners in Buns (my other idea) a reality

    would any of u send me money to help my dreams come true of opening a gay hot dog stand in miami called Weiners in Buns

    or Weiners n Bradley if i wanted to make it about me, which i do

    half the reason i'm doing this is because i got really fucking stoned and it acme together in business class when someone said corn on the cob but it sounded like curb and just like the bible i came up without all in a second on the spot and it couldnt' be better

    except the corncab came to me when I saw spray paint for sale at walmart that evening!~!~!~
  4. #44
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I used to sell a product called The Rape Vape which was just liquid GHB mixed with Bromazolam and propylene glycol in a 1 ml disposable vape from Alibaba.
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  5. #45
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    R u hiring? I can repair shit and my abs are kind of the most human-corn cob hybrid feature about me perhaps a male prostitute sector?
  6. #46
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Bradley I'm thinking about buying a corn on the cob suit and wearing it when I make my grand debute in the wealthier neighborhoods or by the beach but I'm pretty sure u need to get a health inspector license to vend food and this corncab, me really stoned, dude it's not gonna fly lol people thought i was kidding till i made them their first one bro then everybody hooked!

    Bruh you do not wanna hit the florida beaches in a mascot costume to cook food: you will heat stroke out in like 10 minutes flat.
  7. #47
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    i'd like one large cern please
  8. #48
    Bradley Florida Man
    3$, you want it cooked hot?
  9. #49
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I used to sell a product called The Rape Vape which was just liquid GHB mixed with Bromazolam and propylene glycol in a 1 ml disposable vape from Alibaba.

    Tell me more
  10. #50
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    oh man i wish i was in class with bradley


    it sounds like whatever bullshit miamai college hes at contains more than one ssi homeless alchi meth head ball chopper offers
  11. #51
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Meikai Bruh you do not wanna hit the florida beaches in a mascot costume to cook food: you will heat stroke out in like 10 minutes flat.

    gtfo out of here with ur negativity bradley can and will do whatever he wants and thats been proven with how much of a florida man hes becoming. who knew florida men were actually transient semi homeless disabled alcoholic drug addicts from OTHER states [ most notably the white ass shit brad comes from]

    im telling u guiz brad is a RIPE sociology/anthropology study in himself
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  12. #52
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley I'm thinking about buying a corn on the cob suit and wearing it when I make my grand debute in the wealthier neighborhoods or by the beach but I'm pretty sure u need to get a health inspector license to vend food and this corncab, me really stoned, dude it's not gonna fly lol people thought i was kidding till i made them their first one bro then everybody hooked!

    It is going to cost you a couple thousand dollars to legally be a food vendor in FL. For one you can't store any food product sold to customers in a residential structure. So you will need to find a store or restaurant to be your commissary. You be lucky if you can find one to agree for less than $100 per month. Don't forget I had a legal hot dog cart in Tampa so I'm not fucking with you.

    How to Obtain a Mobile Food Permit
    Step 1: Review the Permit Requirements.

    For a summary of regulations, see our Mobile Food Permit Requirements [ Adobe PDF Document ].
    Step 2: Complete a Commissary Letter of Agreement.

    A commissary is an approved facility (such as a catering operation, restaurant or grocery store) that provides support services for a mobile food establishment, including storage of food and other supplies.

    If you are selling only prepackaged non-potentially hazardous food (cookies, crackers, potato chips, etc.) from your mobile food establishment, a commissary may not be required.

    All other mobile food establishments must complete a Commissary Letter of Agreement [ Adobe PDF Document ].

    The Commissary Letter of Agreement is to be submitted at your initial opening inspection.
    Step 3: Submit a Food Establishment Inspection Application.

    If you plan to process or prepare food at a commissary, you are required to obtain an additional food permit for processing or preparing foods. You must apply for a food permit no more than 14 days prior to your anticipated opening date.

    Source: https://www.fdacs.gov/Business-Services/Food-Establishments/Mobile-Food-Vendors


    You will also need to check local county and municipal ordinances. For example I had to have separate health inspections for Hillsborough County, Pinellas County, and Polk County. Tampa, while in Hillsborough County had an addition certificate I had to apply and pay for to operate within city limits.

    What I am trying to tell you is this. If you start doing to much business without having your ducks all lined up this is what will likely occur. Legitimate business owners in the area will call the county and report an unlicensed mobile food vendor. You can guess the rest...
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  13. #53
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It is going to cost you a couple thousand dollars to legally be a food vendor in FL. For one you can't store any food product sold to customers in a residential structure. So you will need to find a store or restaurant to be your commissary. You be lucky if you can find one to agree for less than $100 per month. Don't forget I had a legal hot dog cart in Tampa so I'm not fucking with you.



    Source: https://www.fdacs.gov/Business-Services/Food-Establishments/Mobile-Food-Vendors


    You will also need to check local county and municipal ordinances. For example I had to have separate health inspections for Hillsborough County, Pinellas County, and Polk County. Tampa, while in Hillsborough County had an addition certificate I had to apply and pay for to operate within city limits.

    What I am trying to tell you is this. If you start doing to much business without having your ducks all lined up this is what will likely occur. Legitimate business owners in the area will call the county and report an unlicensed mobile food vendor. You can guess the rest…

    Thanks Speedy Parker.

    THat's crazy! I wonder how those black women who sell hot dogs and burgers or the other black people who sell ribs out of a truck are able to afford that

    maybe i'll just stay on my curb here where food licenses aren't importante
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  14. #54
    Bradley Florida Man
    I go to a nice college in downtown that's about 95%+ 18/19 year olds from miami or the greater miami area with about a third being immigrants that came here with their rich family from central or south america.

    I'm one of 2-3 white kids per 20-30 person class & always the oldest, dirtiest and most talkative in answering questions because I have a lot more knowledge and epxerience just from being alive and reading than most 2nd year students do LOL

    plus i like it bro it givefs me something to do and i Find it fun and I am working toward a 2 year degree like riptotse also just got in his thirties it's fun for me my gpa is high enough that i get to go to florida international university school of business next year guaranteed and then i'm gonna hav ea four year degree or drop out and go to alaksa or something as my soul tells me what's up wit it
  15. #55
    Bradley Florida Man
    n ya i do buy beer for my friends and pressure young adults into trying meth when we hang out the second time lol y would i bro i'm a bad influencer
  16. #56
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Tell me more

    The idea is you offer your date a hit off the vape saying it's some dank kush, then next thing they know they're waking up next to a cornfield with their pants around their ankles.

    Also works on yourself for treatment resistant insomnia.
  17. #57
    Bradley Florida Man
    ya I thought you looked like picacanty phil or w/e that was your avatar for like 60 years so I pretty much assume you look like that and have a scat fettish involving older women (The latter having been confirmied repeatedly by tortilla and I)
  18. #58
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Bradley I go to a nice college in downtown that's about 95%+ 18/19 year olds from miami or the greater miami area with about a third being immigrants that came here with their rich family from central or south america.

    I'm one of 2-3 white kids per 20-30 person class & always the oldest, dirtiest and most talkative in answering questions because I have a lot more knowledge and epxerience just from being alive and reading than most 2nd year students do LOL

    plus i like it bro it givefs me something to do and i Find it fun and I am working toward a 2 year degree like riptotse also just got in his thirties it's fun for me my gpa is high enough that i get to go to florida international university school of business next year guaranteed and then i'm gonna hav ea four year degree or drop out and go to alaksa or something as my soul tells me what's up wit it

    ok makes a lot more sense
  19. #59
    Bradley Florida Man
    i've always wanted to try being a salmon or crab fisherman but i think im too old/crippled.

    i worry about u too riptotse but mostly about u snitchin on me for shit i didn't do
  20. #60
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Good I sold a lot of corn on the curb yesterday. People think it's funny, i told them we're trying to get a stripper for next week if I make enough and i was just gonna hire this prostitute i met at the crisis center two days ago at the hospital u'll love it

    n im thinking about hiring some of the locals to help me clean up when i leave u know what i mean broski cuz my clientelle don't really like the garbage can bucket when they got the street 2feet away

    You got a permit for street vending or is that a dumb question...
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