John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt, his name is my name too...

1. 2017-06-01 at 1:39 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   and whenever we go out, they people always shout "HEY JOHH, LETS SEE YOUR JINGLEHEIMER!"
2. 2017-06-01 at 1:43 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Heimer is German in origin, you can't conflate "Jingle" and "Heimer" it just doesn't work. There is no word "Jingle" in German the closest is "klimpern" as in "Er klimpert auf dem Klavier".
   
   Klimpernheimer would make more sense but still not a lot tbh.
3. 2017-06-01 at 2:20 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
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4. 2017-06-01 at 6:59 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie Heimer is German in origin, you can't conflate "Jingle" and "Heimer" it just doesn't work. There is no word "Jingle" in German the closest is "klimpern" as in "Er klimpert auf dem Klavier".
   
   Klimpernheimer would make more sense but still not a lot tbh.

   
   But Jacob(s) is German jedi. I should know, I have this blood too
   
   Oddly Jacobson as well