COFFEE ☕

1. 2023-10-12 at 1:56 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   I love coffee but I don't love this woman
   
   
   
   
   
   
   ^cc_unsilenced
   
   It took me ages to even find out it was a woman.
   Most of her videos start out "welcome to a day in the life of a 29 year old small business owner" then it shows her waking up and eating one hundred containers of cream cheese followed by going to the gym (religiously) where she works out so hard she never sweats (unlike Kafka) after which she makes shitty coffee concoctions which are way too complicated all while passing out her creations to imaginary customers and dmiling with her only 2 teeth. Lastly she goes home and chows down on pizza, sushi, tacos, nachos and a salad of course.
   
   BTW that organism resides in Toronto Canada or some shit.
   
   Scron, do you know this woman?
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2. 2023-10-12 at 1:57 AM UTC

   #2
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   So she's like the female version of you, mmmmkay , heard
3. 2023-10-12 at 3:21 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   Coffee makes me shit in my pants
4. 2023-10-12 at 3:26 AM UTC

   #4
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   just ate pad thai and coffee and my guts are-a-rUmBlInG!
5. 2023-10-12 at 3:40 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Almost as fat as Helladamnleet's wife.
6. 2023-10-12 at 5:40 AM UTC

   #6
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   doing a nother cofe
7. 2023-10-13 at 10:03 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   
   
   So gross
8. 2023-10-13 at 10:54 AM UTC

   #8
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   helladamnfat
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9. 2023-10-13 at 12:25 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   These have quite a bit of sugar but are pretty good, have about 150 MG of caffeine too.
10. 2023-10-13 at 12:46 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    
    
    So fat hands don't fit in pockets.
    
    Btw this is my new target since I cured Tiffani Ntanos and Chronically Amy (Amy Benak) of their "desieses" using the medicine of great SHAME.
11. 2023-10-17 at 5:59 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    God damn I'd fuck the shit out of that beauty.
12. 2023-10-17 at 6:43 PM UTC

    #12
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]

    Originally posted by Fonaplats
    
    So fat hands don't fit in pockets.
    
    Btw this is my new target since I cured Tiffani Ntanos and Chronically Amy (Amy Benak) of their "desieses" using the medicine of great SHAME.

    
    you wanna date that hambeast>?
13. 2023-10-17 at 6:59 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Tear that asshole up until there's nothing left but a bloody pulp