How does one receive a grant or how do scientists work

1. 2023-10-05 at 1:57 PM UTC

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   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
   i'll give you a grant of $100/month to be my personal bodyguard/bestfriend
2. 2023-10-05 at 1:59 PM UTC

   #22
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   minor attraction
3. 2023-10-05 at 4:33 PM UTC

   #23
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   first you have to pass the penis inspection
4. 2023-10-05 at 4:49 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Penis Inspection Checklist:
   
   - stretch limit
   - scent
   - sproing force
   - wag radius
   - turtle capability
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5. 2023-10-09 at 3:28 PM UTC

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   jerryb African Astronaut
   Get a grant teaching niggas in Africa how to wash their dik. Or the benefits of not shitting in your drinking water.
6. 2023-10-09 at 3:57 PM UTC

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   eBagger Tuskegee Airman
   All of these involve getting access to foreign penises, measuring them, their various tolerances. This is in fact, leaning more towards flaming homosexuality, and not scientific integrity. If I wanted to measure dicks I wouldn't be looking to the scientific or business community cmon guys lets get real. But I mean this is business subforum, if theres also a way I can get paid to measure dicks I guess let me know.
7. 2023-10-09 at 3:58 PM UTC

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   eBagger Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian i'll give you a grant of $100/month to be my personal bodyguard/bestfriend

   
   for $100 I'll let u add em to ur friends list of ur choice
8. 2023-10-11 at 1:58 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by jerryb Get a grant teaching niggas in Africa how to wash their dik.

   
   thats kinda gay mane.
9. 2023-10-11 at 7:49 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   "What do you do for a living, young man?"
   
   "I teach guys how to wash their dicks."
10. 2023-10-12 at 4:51 PM UTC

    #30
    

    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    I'm sure the position is there to fill tho, as it would suggest from the smash hit single "smell yo dick", that could be quite a lucrative profession. I'm sure its more common to need to hide the scent of the local voodoo womans black magic bootyhole then u might think. I think -Spectral should pursue this profession