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2023-10-12 at 6:31 AM UTC
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2023-10-12 at 6:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein You’re single looking to mingle
But first wash your azz you have a dingle
Up all night writing a jingle
Asshole the size of a can of Pringles
lol gurrllll
i love you but i feel there are some major misconceptions about things so i found this guide that will help to alleviate any concerns:
a 1 ml syringe is the size of like a pencil. theres not any stretching or anything like that necessary. its not painful. there is no shit that comes out of the body and no fingers enter or anything like that. its altogether a cleaner process than wiping your ass one time after shitting, and after the first couple times it doesnt really register as anything other than a normal ROA. certainly less disgusting than IV drug use, thats 4 sure -
2023-10-12 at 6:58 AM UTCJohn Egg
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2023-10-12 at 6:59 AM UTCIf you love me what’s my favorite color ?
Lol jk..
Nigga..I love you too ..but I’ve been setting the city on fire cooking up dope in the air fryer … -
2023-10-12 at 7:01 AM UTCRed, your favourite color is red, don't even front with me, you love red
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2023-10-12 at 7:02 AM UTCI do but it’s my second favorite..not my first
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2023-10-12 at 7:04 AM UTCYo whats ur sign everybody whats ur rising
GP is a silly goose on the loose israel better beware the Boof Brigade -
2023-10-12 at 7:05 AM UTCImma stop signThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-12 at 7:06 AM UTCthe cops came to my door today to make sure i wasnt hearing voices, suicidal, and that i had eaten today lol. they were pretty chill. apparently i missed work and my work was concerned something had happened. im not sure how that happened because i was waiting in the normal spot to be picked up well after the time pickup usually occurs, and even poked my head out a couple times over the following 15 minutes after that. my phone was broken though since mmmq's bitchass broke it so maybe they switched the time or something and i didnt get the message. its still broken too because i went to go buy a new one but then the dude started acting all shady and i was like eh im good i'll come back some other time. hopefully they pick me up tomorrow because i have no way of contacting them, or if they dont, then at least hopefully they dont call the cops again. although the police were very friendly. after i closed the door when they left i realized there was a shitload of narcan and oral syringe wrappers right behind me probably in plain view, lolz.
also my landlords had the plumbers come over and chop a bunch of holes in the wall so that everyone would notice i guess because they thought i cut a hole in my floor that water leaked into. i didnt though, i had an email exchange from 2015 with the owner of the building showing where i asked them to fix something, they sawed a hole in the ground, and then i had to have them come back twice more just to get it somewhat fixed. so now my building has big ass holes chopped in the hallways that were purposely made to be conspicuous but the only ones they have to blame are themselves. yikes dawg.
i think there was something else i was going to write here but i forget now. i hella want some limeade thoughThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-12 at 7:06 AM UTCIt’s a lot of slow children at play signs on here ….
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2023-10-12 at 7:07 AM UTC
Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian the cops came to my door today to make sure i wasnt hearing voices, suicidal, and that i had eaten today lol. they were pretty chill. apparently i missed work and my work was concerned something had happened. im not sure how that happened because i was waiting in the normal spot to be picked up well after the time pickup usually occurs, and even poked my head out a couple times over the following 15 minutes after that. my phone was broken though since mmmq's bitchass broke it so maybe they switched the time or something and i didnt get the message. its still broken too because i went to go buy a new one but then the dude started acting all shady and i was like eh im good i'll come back some other time. hopefully they pick me up tomorrow because i have no way of contacting them, or if they dont, then at least hopefully they dont call the cops again. although the police were very friendly. after i closed the door when they left i realized there was a shitload of narcan and oral syringe wrappers right behind me probably in plain view, lolz.
also my landlords had the plumbers come over and chop a bunch of holes in the wall so that everyone would notice i guess because they thought i cut a hole in my floor that water leaked into. i didnt though, i had an email exchange from 2015 with the owner of the building showing where i asked them to fix something, they sawed a hole in the ground, and then i had to have them come back twice more just to get it somewhat fixed. so now my building has big ass holes chopped in the hallways that were purposely made to be conspicuous but the only ones they have to blame are themselves. yikes dawg.
i think there was something else i was going to write here but i forget now. i hella want some limeade though
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2023-10-12 at 7:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein If you love me what’s my favorite color ?
Lol jk..
Nigga..I love you too ..but I’ve been setting the city on fire cooking up dope in the air fryer …
obvious answer is green. its objectively the best color there is anyways.
air fryer cooked dope eh? is it healthier? i might have to give that a try, i gotta watch my figure
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Yo whats ur sign everybody whats ur rising
GP is a silly goose on the loose israel better beware the Boof Brigade
i got some goose or swan door handles the other day some nice lady on etsy sent me a freebie
plz check tg messages and respond thk u fam
boof brigade about to start the apocalypse
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2023-10-12 at 7:11 AM UTCLmao @ obviously green …fine it’s green tonightThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-12 at 7:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein Limeade sounds dank
its fucking delicious and i only found out how to make it because one day i was super stoned and wanted lemonade and didnt have any, so i was like welp im just going to disembowel this lemon that i have and put it in a cup with water and some sugar and drink that and hopefully it will be close enough
turns out thats actually the exact way lemonade is made and it was very dank so then i just tried the same thing with limes too. sometimes i make it 50/50. its way better if you just mush/cut up the actual inside of the fruit and throw that in there too since there is then various sized chunks of it in the ade and the liquid is hella sweet and the chunks are sour. its so fuckin good. i might make some and dye it green, that shit would probably be even better -
2023-10-12 at 7:13 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-12 at 7:23 AM UTC💓😂
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2023-10-12 at 7:27 AM UTC
Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian its fucking delicious and i only found out how to make it because one day i was super stoned and wanted lemonade and didnt have any, so i was like welp im just going to disembowel this lemon that i have and put it in a cup with water and some sugar and drink that and hopefully it will be close enough
turns out thats actually the exact way lemonade is made and it was very dank so then i just tried the same thing with limes too. sometimes i make it 50/50. its way better if you just mush/cut up the actual inside of the fruit and throw that in there too since there is then various sized chunks of it in the ade and the liquid is hella sweet and the chunks are sour. its so fuckin good. i might make some and dye it green, that shit would probably be even better
You can use a microplane grater to get all the zest in there, Its pretty dope. Also look up the recipe for brazilian lemonade. It uses the whole limes in a blender. -
2023-10-12 at 7:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked You can use a microplane grater to get all the zest in there, Its pretty dope. Also look up the recipe for brazilian lemonade. It uses the whole limes in a blender.
yea sometimes i use a dremel but my neighbors complained about the noise because it is too loud for their high sensitivity mics i guess -
2023-10-12 at 7:59 AM UTCMmmq why did you break general Johnsons phone what's up with that
