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I went to school with Daniel sturridge(he was in a year or two below me at school), met Terry convoy outside Wembley stadium also met nick Hancock in Marks and Spencer which has a funny story attached to it
All soccer related. Suppose you need to sacrifice more babies to meet da famous people..
Annoyed the shit out of vigo mortenson (sp) when I was 16 because he was shopping in disguise and bought every Godiva chocolate bar in the music section cash wrap and I didn’t know how to use the quantity key yet so I scanned every single one.
I out awkwarded Michael cera at a screening of Scott pilgrim vs the world.
Told Jason schwartzman congrats on his new baby and also managed to sound dumb about not knowing the after party venue was in the same parking lot.
Got an autograph from Mike the Situation before he got sober.
Got something signed by James marsden and talked to him about being a fellow Leo.
And famous is a stretch but I moderate for a foodie tick tocker who has 600k followers. And I met him last summer in SoCal and got into a food festival for free.
I met Treach from naughty by nature, he was having a drink at the restaurant I worked at got a picture with him on Facebook.
I've also met George Foster from the 70's big red machine team, he was eating in a restaurant I worked at.
I also met David Fulcher, Ickey Woods, Solomon Wilcots in 1989 when the Cincinnati Bengals went to the Superbowl. They may not be all that famous but as an 8 year old kid that shit was pretty cool.
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I met Bruce Willis at the alopecia clinic and told him I was his dad and he got confused and started crying
I met carrot top outside a phone booth and he signed my 10-10-2-20 calling card
I met Audrey plaza in a inflatable jump house and she just wouldnt jump and would only sit and get launched, and she gave me her autism
I met Elon musk and smoked his entire weed blunt and didn't pass it and he got pissed and tried to punch me but he punched crooked and lost his balance
I met the guy who wrote kill bill and actually gave him some ideas which he used as the basis for the character Daisy Domergue and also the line 'TWO nails in the door!'
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Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
I met Audrey plaza in a inflatable jump house and she just wouldnt jump and would only sit and get launched, and she gave me her autism
