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I am giving up making that dating website..☹...ﮩ٨ـ💔ﮩ٨ـ~🥀

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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    INSTEAD I HAVE DECIDED TO START A MATCHMAKING SERVICE <♡🥚♡>{@ˊωˋ@}🍓ԅ( ͒ ۝ ͒ )ஐᏝσνєஐ<♡🥚♡>ஐᏝσνєஐ<♡🥚♡>ஐᏝσνєஐ<♡🥚♡>
    ꒒ ০ ⌵ ୧ ♡ in.space
    Kafka and I have joined forces with her desire to start a rival community to lannys I had the wise idea that we could poach members from anywhere under the guise of a matchmaking service.

    Basically you submit a profile and can do tinder-like activities and view other profile if you think they are cool but also we will try to find you local matches using our deductive reasoning and AI matchmaking software

    Folx it's almost cuffing season stay tuned soon YOU will be able to submit your very own hookup profile and who knows maybe there are some other singles on this forum ready to mingle maybe someone you have a crush on is looking and making this move might get you the love of your life just like Lanny did, folx? it will be entirely anonymous you can submit a profile without anyone knowing you are single and LOOKING

    are YOU ready for LOVE?

    preview of kafkas upcoming rival community BBS


    Wellhung: I have to look after this sheep egg and join KAFKA BBS matchmaking service
    <♡🥚♡> •_•)>⌐■-■
    no more running around dining and dashing for me
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]


    it wont let me post the clip

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jediCKgKlLzE

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    Bradley Black Hole
    I'd like to submit myself to be a member of your match making service.
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Bradley I'd like to submit myself to be a member of your match making service.

    IT'S A TOUGH CASE BUT I'LL TAKE IT

    we formed the community around christian values so we try to promote heterosexual relationships but we are like one of those progressive churches that would approve of THE GAYS under certain circumstances



    i want to be the tie dye priest
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    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    How do I join
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    Bradley Black Hole
    How much is it gonna cost?
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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I guess I'm in, I need me a woman.

    Please say it's free because I'm somewhat poor
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Bradley How much is it gonna cost?

    oh fuck i can charge money for this??

    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs How do I join



    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I guess I'm in, I need me a woman.

    Please say it's free because I'm somewhat poor

    this has way more demand than my dating site idea! I need to figure out a way for people to upload profiles easily in a way the RESPECTS USER PRIVACY because no women or MARRIED PEOPLE LOOKING FOR A FLING will sign up if they think there will be a leak like ashley madison

    I think Bumble has a good business model I mean, they would just handle guys like Bill Krozby by keeping them out BUT WHAT IF YOU COULD MARKET TO ALL OF THEM
    Kafka and I will find some nice christian girls at the bus stop in our countries. I'll make flyers. They won't be local though.
    https://techcrunch.com/2014/12/02/bumble-is-exactly-like-tinder-except-girls-are-in-charge/

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^sure she could of, but you wouldn't know anything about relationships considering you're a shut in, welfare leech, virgin. and whats funny is you assume that poster is a "she" how many girls come to these forums? we know its not kreepyk, and definitely not bumble so it doesn't leave too many past female users.. you derpadew

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby not nessecarily, I know a whyte lady with a 9 year old daughter and her black husband is still with her.

    but anyways i got reported on plenty of fish dating app just for asking a lady if her daughter was half black, she got really triggered and was like "wtf does it matter to you?" and I was like "weeeel if I'm dating you i'd be involved in your kids lyfe so i feel like its a valid question… if you don't want people asking you about your kid then dont post picture of you with it"

    BANNED!

    fucking lol


    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3202851/Ashley-Madison-customers-exposed-Hackers-finally-posted-details-cheating-spouses-use-adultery-site.html
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    Shit up and take my koney
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Shit up and take my koney

    A paywall for LOVE sounds like bad biz to me I'll just charge for premium features like a good jedi. I'm planning on making my investment on hosting back on BANGEM TAGEM BOYZ banner ads as this fits perfectly into that business model (bow chika bow wow) LIKE A PENIS
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    Lmfao Hector updated Bill Krozby dongs , looks like we've been greifed boys.

    Lmrao where's all the 18 f Cali Minecraft pizzasluts at, hold my sheep's egg and watch This
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by totse2118 oh fuck i can charge money for this??







    this has way more demand than my dating site idea! I need to figure out a way for people to upload profiles easily in a way the RESPECTS USER PRIVACY because no women or MARRIED PEOPLE LOOKING FOR A FLING will sign up if they think there will be a leak like ashley madison

    I think Bumble has a good business model I mean, they would just handle guys like Bill Krozby by keeping them out BUT WHAT IF YOU COULD MARKET TO ALL OF THEM
    Kafka and I will find some nice christian girls at the bus stop in our countries. I'll make flyers. They won't be local though.
    https://techcrunch.com/2014/12/02/bumble-is-exactly-like-tinder-except-girls-are-in-charge/





    fucking lol


    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3202851/Ashley-Madison-customers-exposed-Hackers-finally-posted-details-cheating-spouses-use-adultery-site.html

    lol, our ex deputy premier was on there under the name JohnLikesToLick and he likes to sue people who point it out
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    better than some sicko like wariat that likes being licked
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra lol, our ex deputy premier was on there under the name JohnLikesToLick and he likes to sue people who point it out



    'e's an 'andsome lad 'e is.
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    Originally posted by aldra he likes to sue people who point it out

    Or firebomb their house
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by totse2118 better than some sicko like wariat that likes being licked

    i am worse wicko thwn thwt blakc guy who gets like w fucking one hour long rimjob by thwt blond bitch in thwt porno i posted?
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