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I'm going to start a Cult in Walnut Creek

  1. #1
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Because it's the Crystal worshiping town with mirror demons in the creek

    "If the town is called Walnut Creek then what is the Creek called?"
  2. #2
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm going to start a party in your butthole
  3. #3
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I'm going to start a party in your butthole

    You're icky and gay and I will hit you with my car and attach a winch to your ballsack and drag you into the demon mirror creek. and crack a mirror and run. leave my car behind and everything. you're on your own, Pal.
  4. #4
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Also SpectraL that wasn't a Totse story. I remember my oldest Brother telling me this when he lived in Pleasant Hill back in 1983 and his friends laughing about it.

    that story goes way way way back. not sure where it started but when I heard it on totse I remember telling them that was an old story and it didn't happen to you guys. if it did then I guess it's true. People live vicariously through stories through memory compression and think shit happen to them
  5. #5
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    you are a cult

    Originally posted by Ghast 'Tachosomoza: A 40 year old paraplegic with one eye who works as a high school janitor. Mods Bad Ideas.'





    I have no idea who this black red guard guy is, or the dude on dr phil, but this guy did not post on your weird forum. Why are you people cyberstalking some random black guy that WAS on dr. phil and may or may not be a communist, I can't even tell if that's the same dude, and the ages and accounts make no sense.

    how come I've never seen a single post or quote from this dude ever but he has 100k followers on twitter, nah something is fucky. Is 'tacho' like an inside joke like you were stalking someone kinda like wariat or kafkunty or myself or Bill Krozby OH MY GOD

    TRIANGLISM ISNT THE CULT

    Y.Y…YOU PEOPLE ARE!!!


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  6. #6
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]

    What was NIRVANAnet(tm)?

    Once upon a time, say about 1988, it was next to impossible to get an account with Internet access, and the web did not yet exist, but there were tens of thousands of private Bulletin Board Systems that people set up in their homes. Each one was a unique microcosm. Many were private. Most restricted what you could see, say, and do. Almost all required more personal information about you than a credit card application. They were outposts of fascism for control freaks known as "sysops".

    NIRVANAnet(tm) was a collection of networked BBS systems which offered open access. NIRVANAnet(tm) BBS systems agreed to let anyone log in with just a handle and a password and have immediate access to everything the BBS system had to offer. As soon as you logged in you could read and post messages, download files, chat, play games, and do whatever you liked.
    What happened to NIRVANAnet(tm)?

    We won.

    The Internet happened. No longer did people have to pay for a long distance phone call to connect to a "cool" site. The web makes it easy to offer open access, and difficult to restrict what people can do. Anonymous, secure, private access is the norm, rather than the exception.

    The Internet made BBS systems obsolete.

    Of course there are things that the Internet lacks. A sense of community for one. Privacy and anonymity are here for now, but changes in technology could easily erode that privacy. So the inner cabal of NIRVANAnet(tm) has re-focused our attention on:
    Fostering intentional communities on the net
    Promoting technologies that make anonymity and privacy possible

    If you're interested in joining us, try joining our ongoing e-mail conferences. If you want to see what you've missed, check out our current affiliated web sites.

    Counter started on 03/05/98 at 3:30pm PST

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    How It All Began

    There were once three BBSes in the Bay Area with the same philosophy. Dr. Strangelove ran a board called Just Say Yes in San Francisco, Ratsnatcher ran Rat Head Systems in Berkeley, and I ran & the Temple of the Screaming Electron in Walnut Creek. We decided that since our message bases were very similar, our users tended to overlap, and we shared the same basic philosophy of how to run a BBS system, we decided to create NIRVANAnet(tm) so that our ideas could spread throughout the BBS community.

    Since that initial beginning, NIRVANAnet(tm) has grown to become one of the country's best and most infamous networks because of its open access policies and diverse subject matter.

    Interest in joining NIRVANAnet(tm) has been intense, but it was founded with the sole purpose of being a regional network. That is, it was designed to serve only the San Francisco Bay Area. This limitation on network size was done on purpose so that we could concentrate on the quality of the boards involved, address regional issues, and keep things small-scale and personal.

    Because of the enormous success of NIRVANAnet(tm), the sysops of the net have decided to open NIRVANAnet(tm) to the rest of the planet. The new, expanded NIRVANAnet(tm) will consist only of boards that offer OPEN ACCESS. This means that member boards must let anyone on and give them full access on the first call.

    If you're interested, read on...

    In a perfect world, Open Access means no registration, no validation, no complex new user questionnaires, no requirement for users to enter their real names, addresses, phone numbers, birthdays, gender, or other personal information, handles are allowed and encouraged, users are trusted, freedom of speech reigns supreme, knowledge is available to everyone, and no discrimination based on age, sex, race, religion, drug use, or mental stability. It also means that once a person is on-line they can immediately read and write messages, download files, play games, and use any other functions that the BBS provides.

    In short, OPEN.

    Unfortunately, we do not live in a perfect world. Many countries and states place restrictions upon free speech and free expression. Sysops who violate these restrictions can end up fined, imprisoned, or worse. Because of this governmental interference, sysops may be required by law to restrict information about sex to people over the age of 18 or 21, or in some areas, the information may not be provided at all. Some countries do not allow people to exchange information about explosives or weapons, in some jurisdictions you cannot discuss entry codes for getting into computer networks, and passing out credit card numbers is verboten just about everywhere.

    Since we don't want Sysops to end up in jail, it is permissable to restrict access to some areas or remove some types of information IN ORDER TO COMPLY WITH GOVERNMENT REGULATIONS. However, restrictions should be at the absolute minimum levels needed to be acceptable to the local authorities. For instance, if it is legal in your area to give access to erotic material by having users sign a document that says "I am over 18", then by no means should you be requiring them to send in photocopies of their driver's licenses.

    Just because computers are good at collecting data on people, doesn't mean that you have to collect data. Just because you have the power to be Big Brother doesn't mean that you should. Give people as much freedom as possible on your system.

    I could go on and on for days about the advantages of running an open system as opposed to a closed one, but I won't. If you run an open system, you KNOW why it's a better way. If you run a closed system, you're not going to be allowed to join NIRVANAnet(tm) so there's no point in arguing with you about it.

    NIRVANAnet(tm) does not force anyone to run their system a particular way, we just say that if you agree with these principles, we'll share a bunch of really cool echos and files with you. You and your users will get to read messages from freaks of all types on subjects from encryption to phone systems to movies to techo-jargon to music to sex. NIRVANAnet(tm) is designed to REWARD sysops who run open systems by giving them the most interesting and diverse messages and files on the planet.

    Hope to see you on NIRVANAnet(tm)!



    Taipan Enigma, & the Temple of the Screaming Electron, Walnut Creek, California, 510/935-5845, March 11, 1994

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    The Philosophy

    As a system operator, it is easy to overlook the inherently tyrannical aspects of even the simplest computer. Conceived as manipulators of numbers, computers did not come into their own until they could sort and store large quantities of ordinary information.

    The largest user of computing power in the world today is the National Security Agency, or NSA. With a budget more than that of the FBI and the CIA combined, it is the job of the NSA to keep track of "threats to national security". These are the folks who intercepted that lovely little phone call that linked the bombing of a Disco in West Germany and Kaddafy. What do they do, really? three things: they gather, store, and collate information. They use computers to do it.

    It is not the mission of a Bulletin Board to be a small NSA, but the capability is there. On most boards throughout the nation, users are requested to input all kinds of information. Names, "Use REAL NAMES ONLY! NO HANDLES!" And phone numbers, "The system will call you back. Hang up now." Often other information as well. What kind of computer do you have? How old are you? Sex? SEXUAL ORIENTATION?(!) How long have you had a modem? Where do you live, WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS? WHAT'S YOUR RACE? Amazing that anyone even logs onto any boards anywhere. Many folks lie. Even worse, many don't.

    Sysops do this to keep 'Undesirables' off of their boards. They examine this data and compare it to their image of an ideal user. Usually a upper middle class white male with an expensive IBM computer. They let most people on anyhow. But this stuff remains on file. Scared yet? You should be. The well-meaning system operators are trying to keep disruptive people off their boards. They don't want swearing or inane prattle. Striving for the ideal forum for communication, they try and weed out the misfits. Instead of promoting an exchange of ideas, they try to limit what ideas may be exchanged.

    And all this data remains on file. Chances are it will never be looked at again. But what if, someday, the board gets confiscated by the police for something that you had nothing to do with. Oops! You're a witness! Or worse, an accomplice. Maybe not. But who knows, and who wants to find out? "Bob" knows no computer system is secure. ANY data on ANY disk anywhere in the world should be considered PUBLIC information, and treated accordingly. The only truly secure computer is OFF.

    Don't let your own instincts make you into a fascist. An open system is a healthy system. Back in the olden golden days of the first multiuser operating system, people would pit their intelligence against the computer and crash it. Instead of beefing up the security, the programmers installed a new command, "crash". Now all you had to do was type 'crash', and the system would be brought to it's knees. Voila, the problem went away.

    Keep your system open and free. It's what computers are really good for anyhow -- all information to all people. There is no such thing as a bad fact, or a bad word. There never was. And that is the power that a system truly does have -- the power to exchange new and different information, and bring people together. If you give people this power, your system will grow.

    The only limit a Bulletin Board System has is time. If every user could use the system for only two seconds, the board would always be available. But such is not the case, and virtually every board in existence has some kind of time limit. Even download limits are, in essence, time limits.

    Don't cheat yourself my restricting the users! If a user really wants to get on, he will get on. Be lenient. If you can, be free. Give the user a gentle reminder. If you treat the people who use your computer like people, they will behave like people. Shackled and barred at every turn, they will misbehave and cause trouble at every turn.

    I have run two systems in the past. The first was rigidly structured, one hundred levels. Each level had greater time allotted to it, and more data could be accessed. People would participate just to get to a higher level, without even knowing what was available. I was inundated with level and time raise requests. Finally I shut the system down. "Too many losers," I said. "People who just take, take, take. Nobody could run a BBS today!" And indeed, they did just take, take, take. All they could, while they could.

    The next board I ran was different. One level. No validation. People would call up and have instant full access to the board. Often, these users would go totally bats. They would run to the files section and download all they could. They would read ALL the messages in one session, and then call back with another name. The second call was different, though. They would come and look, and download something, and read a message or two, and leave.

    Finally, after a couple of weeks, an amazing thing happened. Hopeless losers, people who usually spent all their time trying to download as much as they could, started to get into it. Many posted their first messages. And they even would upload. Why? They didn't have to. Those users had found a home, and you try to improve your home.

    Welcome home. Welcome to NIRVANAnet(tm).
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  7. #7
    You are already a member of a suicide cult called NIS
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    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    So Tacho isn't Christopher from the Dr Phil show afterall?

    why did he suddenly remove all of his videos in the hour it was first posted here about him and the link to the Dr Phil show. also Black Red Guard who is said to be him, all of his regulars pointed out it was him on Dr Phil which he tried to deny. so what is it. Dopple-ganger or a 40 year old hanging out with kids blowing up swings in other peoples backyards using totse info
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    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox You are already a member of a suicide cult called NIS

    I hate buses though

    can't we change it to a steam boat. like an old paddle boat from the wild west days
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Fox You are already a member of a suicide cult called NIS

    okay kafka

    Originally posted by Chios Honey can't we change it to a steam boat. like an old paddle boat from the wild west days

    ive always wanted to be a on a steam or paddle boat explosion
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  11. #11
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 okay kafka



    ive always wanted to be a on a steam or paddle boat explosion

    it's a one time shot, pal. so everyone including Lanny has to board it. good luck swimming back to shore. because we're gonna take this fucker out to the high seas, 50 miles out of the coast of San Francisco. enjoy them riptides, Faggot
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    start a cut start a cut




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    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 start a cut start a cut




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    Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766
    realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 415-567-7043
    Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102

    Specializing in conversations, obscure information, high explosives,
    arcane knowledge, political extremism, diversive sexuality,
    insane speculation, and wild rumours. ALL-TEXT BBS SYSTEMS.

    Full access for first-time callers. We don't want to know who you are,
    where you live, or what your phone number is. We are not Big Brother.

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    didnt you post some weird shit about Fax machines and registered sysop

    none of Jeff though
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Chios Honey didnt you post some weird shit about Fax machines and registered sysop

    none of Jeff though

    yes I posted all of that
  15. #15
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 yes I posted all of that

    then you removed it
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    nope
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    Originally posted by totse2118 nope

    9/11
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    never happened
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    Originally posted by Chios Honey "If the town is called Walnut Creek then what is the Creek called?"


    Walnut Creek Creek?
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  20. #20
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Chios Honey Because it's the Crystal worshiping town with mirror demons in the creek

    "If the town is called Walnut Creek then what is the Creek called?"

    why not just show us your big floppy tits instead?
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