2023-10-04 at 10:51 AM UTC
I'm honestly pretty sympathetic to this conspiracy theory though, because I remember when that American nanotechnology expert with a lab in wuhan got arrested for espionage a couple months before covid. Been *waiting* for this plot point to roll back around to relevance. ha ha
2023-10-04 at 10:53 AM UTC
Anyway, if I disappear today and don't get killed when I become a shambling bloodthirsty zombie, I'll see you all on November 1st when the Carrington-tier solar event hits and all the nanites are deactivated.
PS: If this actually happens, find me, as I am clearly a prophet of the lord and you will be my apostles.
2023-10-04 at 11:01 AM UTC
Nothing ever happens, this is another nothingburger
2023-10-04 at 12:50 PM UTC
I'll be on my lunch break at that time.