The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition

1. 2023-10-04 at 1:07 AM UTC

   #6081
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
2. 2023-10-04 at 5:21 AM UTC

   #6082
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

   
   The AA12 is old news
3. 2023-10-04 at 8:51 AM UTC

   #6083
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
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   • in da crawlspace - number sleven, 
   • Meikai
4. 2023-10-04 at 8:53 AM UTC

   #6084
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   why are they all wearing different uniforms, that battle must've been confusing as shit
5. 2023-10-04 at 9:01 AM UTC

   #6085
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by aldra why are they all wearing different uniforms, that battle must've been confusing as shit

   
   Pretty sure most medieval battles were confusing as shit in this regard. I don't even think there were standardized uniforms.
6. 2023-10-04 at 9:09 AM UTC

   #6086
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Meikai Pretty sure most medieval battles were confusing as shit in this regard. I don't even think there were standardized uniforms.

   
   Imagine going into battle and fighting hard, pwning the enemy and slaughtering all who stood in front of you, then you look around and realise when the armies separate you've gotten mixed up and were on the wrong side.
   
   You'd just have to be really quiet and wander off and hope no one notices.
7. 2023-10-04 at 9:12 AM UTC

   #6087
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   Looked it up and apparently the best you could hope for was heraldic patterns and insignias on the shield/clothing, and like... if you think about it, that'd still be confusing as fuck because:
   
   Fuck knows how many noble houses woulda been walking around with blue stripes on white or red stripes on white (argent, whatever)
   and
   Fuck knows how many different noble houses were involved in a given battle, and all of their troops would be dressed differently.
   
   3 counts and a baron vs the duke and 2 counts and you've got 7 patterns/insignia to keep track of, with no standardized uniforms to speak of. What a fucking mess. Now imagine you're a serf for one of the 3 counts and he's from a branch family of the duke fighting for his claim to the duchy and they've both got basically the same fucking heraldry.
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8. 2023-10-04 at 9:16 AM UTC

   #6088
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   almost makes you want to put a polearm in some poor guy's ass
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9. 2023-10-04 at 12:08 PM UTC

   #6089
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra I get the feeling it's not really meant to be practical

   
   it kinda irritates me a little bit when i see people wasting time and money doing impractical shits.
   
   see chinaman have no need for engineering.
   
   
10. 2023-10-04 at 12:28 PM UTC

    #6090
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    
11. 2023-10-04 at 12:44 PM UTC

    #6091
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Imagine going into battle and fighting hard, pwning the enemy and slaughtering all who stood in front of you, then you look around and realise when the armies separate you've gotten mixed up and were on the wrong side.
    
    You'd just have to be really quiet and wander off and hope no one notices.

    
    
12. 2023-10-04 at 2:22 PM UTC

    #6092
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra why are they all wearing different uniforms, that battle must've been confusing as shit

    
    Looks like they have the armor in the wrong place, too.
13. 2023-10-06 at 10:29 AM UTC

    #6093
    

    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    just been on a 6 day bender cause my Crouton didnt come till now,
    
    my house is a mess, i broke my front door key in the lock and had to get a locksmith out
    
    you'd think id of learnt my lesson by now
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    • aldra
14. 2023-10-06 at 11:57 AM UTC

    #6094
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]

    Originally posted by Instigator i broke my front door key in the lock and had to get a locksmith out

    damn thats wild an entire locksmith inside of a door? thats probably why the key broke
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15. 2023-10-06 at 1:02 PM UTC

    #6095
    

    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

    Originally posted by totse2118 damn thats wild an entire locksmith inside of a door? thats probably why the key broke

    
    im ill dude
    
    and i cant think of something witty to say
16. 2023-10-06 at 1:08 PM UTC

    #6096
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Instigator im ill dude

    
    Should have got vaccinated 💉
17. 2023-10-06 at 1:26 PM UTC

    #6097
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Should have got vaccinated 💉

    
    Gimme da jab, doctuh!
18. 2023-10-06 at 1:29 PM UTC

    #6098
    

    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Should have got vaccinated 💉

    
    ive had 3 thats was the only was to get out my cell to work in the kitchens, but we only had mainstream media
    
    i wouldnt of got it if i wasnt in jail,
    
    worst decision ever.
19. 2023-10-06 at 1:38 PM UTC

    #6099
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    oh dear fucking christ
    
    
20. 2023-10-06 at 2:53 PM UTC

    #6100
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Instigator ive had 3 thats was the only was to get out my cell to work in the kitchens, but we only had mainstream media
    
    i wouldnt of got it if i wasnt in jail,
    
    worst decision ever.

    
    i sense a pretext to sue the prison in the near future.