2023-10-03 at 6:47 PM UTC
... and folx, that just as well might apply to people too.
2023-10-03 at 6:49 PM UTC
All this to say I am a $120 artisanal cola and if you've ever bragged about success you're Coca Cola. Not even Mexican Coca Cola made with cane sugar - you're the HFCS kind.
2023-10-03 at 6:56 PM UTC
"MY LIFE HAS HAD MASS MARKET APPEAL"
A-and you derive joy from that? lmao
Pathetic.
2023-10-03 at 7:22 PM UTC
You don't need the highest quality doughnut to feed your fat ass.
Or the highest quality car to take you to Aldi.
If it gets the job done, job done.
2023-10-03 at 7:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by Meikai
All this to say I am a $120 artisanal cola and if you've ever bragged about success you're Coca Cola. Not even Mexican Coca Cola made with cane sugar - you're the HFCS kind.
What kind of cola is $120
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2023-10-03 at 7:51 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Idk how to measure success anymore. Freedom to obtain what u desire? I'd feel like a success if I just woke up and didn't desire anything.
Sorry the Dalai Lama had my phone
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2023-10-03 at 9:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by Meikai
All this to say I am a $120 artisanal cola and if you've ever bragged about success you're Coca Cola. Not even Mexican Coca Cola made with cane sugar - you're the HFCS kind.
B-but you’re bragging about being a $120 artisanal soda right now
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2023-10-03 at 10:40 PM UTC
THEY WATERED THE SUGARCANE THEY USED TO MAKE ME WITH THE BLOOD OF 36 DRAGONS
I am high quality but low success nigga, that's the difference. Bragging about success is practically bragging about being low quality. Chinese manufactured goods are very successful, and synonymous with being trash. I'm bragging about my QUALITY. I am a God. THE GOLDEN GOD.
2023-10-03 at 11:03 PM UTC
Ur successful at being nice.
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2023-10-04 at 2:37 AM UTC
aldra
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Originally posted by Sudo
Idk how to measure success anymore. Freedom to obtain what u desire? I'd feel like a success if I just woke up and didn't desire anything.
Sorry the Dalai Lama had my phone
"anyone wanna suck my tongue"
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2023-10-04 at 4:58 AM UTC
aldra remembers the gayest shit
2023-10-04 at 5:10 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
EVERYTHING IS FAKE AND GAY
2023-10-04 at 5:15 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
they're the only universal constants
