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Walmarts new scam. WARNING

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    When at self checkout the employee watching everyone can pause your check out station and it will have you wait for assistance.
    So you're standing there with a trolley full of beer, cough syrup and beans when suddenly for no apparent reason the screen says "please wait for assistance"
    Now you are confused and frustrated. Looking around for help and you see an employee approaching you.
    Relieved thinking you are about to be helped by the employee you let your guard down and that's when it happens.
    He gay kisses you on the mouth.

    https://www.facebook.com/reel/345604004475523

    It's for real.
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  2. #2
    ill cum on ur trolley fag
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I heard that the self checkout machines have a hollow space inside so while you're scanning your groceries someone can hide in there and secretly unzip your pants and inspect your penis without you knowing
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  4. #4
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    this is why i became an alcoholic and stopped buying food
    .
    ... 17years ago
  5. #5
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra I heard that the self checkout machines have a hollow space inside so while you're scanning your groceries someone can hide in there and secretly unzip your pants and inspect your penis without you knowing

    This is true, I have a job as one of the inspectors.
  6. #6
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
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  7. #7
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by A College Professor this is why i became an alcoholic and stopped buying food
    .
    … 17years ago

    $100 for groceries, $1400 for liquor
  8. #8
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Rape Monster This is true, I have a job as one of the inspectors.

    did you fuck up as a greeter?
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  9. #9
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra did you fuck up as a greeter?

    That's how we greet you at my store
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  10. #10
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster

    me getting my dixk sucked by the person in the self checkout, but i didnt want my.dick sucked so now im pissed

    also look at my suit
  11. #11
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Shop at Aldi, problem solved.
  12. #12
    aldi probes your ass.
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