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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you mistook a poke for a troll

    key word, tried..

  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Rat files,, as the sun starts to rise all is calm in the rat house,, they know I'm a mad nigger out to get em, I done ripped into every little spot they been playin in and last night I was very confrontational I punched one two times in the head and the other one was tossed out of the box he was rummaging around in and had to flee across the room instead of scurrying back behind the fridge. tonight every spot they go to will be boobie trapped and I'll be stopping by the gun shop today for rat shot for my 22 lr.
    fuck I been awake since 1130 last night and now I gotta go to work
  3. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker The welfare prince calls someone a leach


    i scam the government

    you scam private citizens

    it's all in the game tho riyte?
  4. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by totse2118 i scam the government

    you scam private citizens

    it's all in the game tho riyte?

    You don't really "scam" the government considering you legitimately are retarded and unfit for any kind of work
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse2118 i scam the government

    you scam private citizens

    it's all in the game tho riyte?

    I didn't scam anyone. I pointed out idiots admitting to crimes on the internet to agents who were too stupid or lazy to read it themselves and got paid. Other than that I worked on contracts and projects that people were willing to pay me to complete or started small businesses. No scams just opportunities that were recognized and seized.
  6. WellHung Black Hole
    Learning more about Trajan's Wall
  7. In the bathroom at wal-greens drinking 2 pints of twisted tea
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Originally posted by POLECAT RATFILES!!!!!!! MOTHERFUKER, i JUST PUNCHED A BIG ASS BROWN RAT IN THE HEAD 2 TIMES AS HE WAS TRYING TO GET OUT OD A 3 FOOT HIGH BOX THAT i HAD A BAG OF TRASH IN AS A TRAP ON THE PORCH, I hear a noise out ther so I flicked the flashlight on to see the box moving as the rat was tryin to get out of the box, I ran out not thinking about my course of action and found myself standing over the box with my phone in one hand and my light in the other hand and the rat jumping towards me tryin to get out and he was pissed so I punched him in the head and theyt got him amped up like a mofo!! he dove onder the trash and hid for a second then came at me again so I punched him again and he went into turbo mode and launched out of the box and landed in the bin trap that is one the floor next to the box trap,, he landed in the rice and launched out of it like space X. man that was eye opening , my arm hair is standin on end and I ghot goose pimples.
    new plan of attack I got my giant pot stalk from 2 years ago to use as a club for next time, its the size of a baseball bat and should take him out next time

    Use a net, like a fishing net.
  9. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I didn't scam anyone. I pointed out idiots admitting to crimes on the internet to agents who were too stupid or lazy to read it themselves and got paid. Other than that I worked on contracts and projects that people were willing to pay me to complete or started small businesses. No scams just opportunities that were recognized and seized.

    Summary: "I'm a rat."
  10. WellHung Black Hole
    Watching Barbarians 2
  11. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Use a net, like a fishing net.

    yup,, it's right outside i'll bring it in today... ty
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. WellHung Black Hole
    Spending time with loved ones.
  13. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Jerking off to nasty shit
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Fucking a nigger.
  15. Originally posted by Rape Monster Jerking off to nasty shit

    Elaborate
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Dipping my testicles in boiling water
  17. BRO THE CLOUDS ARE IN MY WAY
  18. Originally posted by WellHung Dipping my testicles in boiling water

    I'll do you one better:

    I'm dipping my breadcrumb-covered testes in piping hot peanut oil right now and frying them to a juicy crisp.
  19. Two-Balls-in-a-Bag Nuggets.
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    RAT FILES!
    i got a net a gun a knife a bat gloves glue traps and an attitude,, i'm about to go to sleep till they wake me up and then all hell is gonna break loose
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