2023-09-29 at 2:19 AM UTC
totse2118
Space Nigga
[my ci light-haired pongee]
Fuys fuys they won't let go of me coats tails 🧥😤
2023-09-29 at 2:24 AM UTC
Trying get these losers off my forest trail
2023-09-29 at 2:40 AM UTC
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2023-09-29 at 2:53 AM UTC
idk i was thinking i was about to either shit on the floor maybe or get high or cry or die
or get my eyelashes done
idfk
2023-09-29 at 3:46 AM UTC
Dancing on the “H” of the Hollywood sign ❤️
2023-09-29 at 4:05 AM UTC
Sending a homosexual over the edge with no effort…
2023-09-29 at 6:58 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Rat files, t5hese new age rats that descended down on my abode have found my end of the world food supply's, got woke up and had to dig down into a box to find ricky had put oatmeal in a box of canned goods and the rats found it and were havin a fukin rave in the box
2023-09-29 at 7:05 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
last night they found a bag of rice and were hgavin a party till the sun came up. it ended when I shot the box that had the rice in it.
tonight I set up glue traps and a plastic bin with cookin oil in it to make there feet slippery so when they jump in the box to get to the rice they jump into oil and shouldnt be abler to jump out of the bin, I got 3 feed spots in shooting spots set up so I can wake up and peek over the rat blind I sleep in and take a shot it one is available.. on the bright side at least they arent 10 pound otters raiding my house.
in other news today I shot a coyote that was slinking around my yard lookin to eat my future cat or maybe the faggot 9 lb dog that lives here,, saw it across the neighbors yard and knew it was coming here to lurk so I was ready when it popped out of the brush,, it was female I know cuz when I shot the bitch in the rib cage she flopped on her side and grimaced and you could see her hooha for about 5 seconds then jumped up and ran off into the woods again.. fuker won't be back anytime soon if ever
2023-09-29 at 7:34 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
RATFILES!!!!!!! MOTHERFUKER, i JUST PUNCHED A BIG ASS BROWN RAT IN THE HEAD 2 TIMES AS HE WAS TRYING TO GET OUT OD A 3 FOOT HIGH BOX THAT i HAD A BAG OF TRASH IN AS A TRAP ON THE PORCH, I hear a noise out ther so I flicked the flashlight on to see the box moving as the rat was tryin to get out of the box, I ran out not thinking about my course of action and found myself standing over the box with my phone in one hand and my light in the other hand and the rat jumping towards me tryin to get out and he was pissed so I punched him in the head and theyt got him amped up like a mofo!! he dove onder the trash and hid for a second then came at me again so I punched him again and he went into turbo mode and launched out of the box and landed in the bin trap that is one the floor next to the box trap,, he landed in the rice and launched out of it like space X. man that was eye opening , my arm hair is standin on end and I ghot goose pimples.
new plan of attack I got my giant pot stalk from 2 years ago to use as a club for next time, its the size of a baseball bat and should take him out next time
2023-09-29 at 8:25 AM UTC
totse2118
Space Nigga
[my ci light-haired pongee]
i finally found that picture of my ex
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