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Poll: How you were born

How did YOU enter this world?

  1. #1
    Do you remember being born and what are youlike are you a Leo or a gemini
  2. #2
    I entered my mom because of a tear in a condom, thankfully I didn't leave her through a tear in her stomach.
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    space cannon
  4. #4
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    They had to cut me out violently
  5. #5
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk They had to cut me out violently

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  6. #6
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    the same way i'm gonna go out

    THROUGH THE PUSSSSAAAYYY
  7. #7
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    I didn't...I'm on the world not in it.
  8. #8
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I was trying to kick out the pussy feet first and was too stupid to know I was going the wrong direction so they cut me out
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I was trying to kick out the pussy feet first and was too stupid to know I was going the wrong direction so they cut me out

    I been known to drop kick a bitches cervix
  10. #10
    Instigator Space Nigga
    I was 14 days late


    88.
  11. #11
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Beamed down by the mothership.
  12. #12
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Pisces …immaculate conception
  13. #13
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk They had to cut me out violently



    Originally posted by Rape Monster I was trying to kick out the pussy feet first and was too stupid to know I was going the wrong direction so they cut me out

    Fucking cut-outs.
    You faux people shouldn't have rights since you haven't actually been born
    Cut-outs are the reason the economy sucks.
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  14. #14
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    My mom waited until it was my 20th Thanksgiving or some shit to tell me in front of everyone how I was going to be an abortion because the doctor told her I would be retarded but she kept me anyways and I got shitty grades in school and still only get good at stuff but doing it over and over with my hands a bunch.
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  15. #15
    RandyCain Yung Blood
    They pulled me outta Master's field hussy "Patty" but I was raised by his coon hounds.
  16. #16
    Originally posted by CandyRein Pisces …immaculate deception

    ah sea.
  17. #17
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladybody lapdancer................................... you forgot one: rectal birth canal

    thats how lanny was born

    wrong, he was born birth canal, he was a pussy-ripper

    #LilSportysHomeLife
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