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FONA 9/26/2023

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Good morning gonts.
    Started my day off a little panicked because I couldn't find my water bottle.
    I've concluded that I left it at the mechanics by mistake yesterday and I plan on calling them in hopes of retrieving it soon.
    My mom wants me to watch her dog at our house next week but has no idea that out house is infested with fleas. I'm going to message her with my concern and my guess is that she will accuse me of being on drugs again.
    After work today I'm going to an oral surgeon for a consultation regarding the removal of my wisdom teeth. My regular dentist could easy do it but I'm hoping to get the good stuff and be on a cloud y'all.
    Have a great day.
  2. #2
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I called the mechanic. He said I did in fact leave my water bottle at his shop and will hang onto it until I'm able to get up there to retrieve it.

    And I messaged my mom and told her I have fleas. She thinks I'm gross and irresponsible.
    What else is new?
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    It's great you intend to stay hydrated.
  4. #4
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats And I messaged my mom and told her I have fleas. She thinks I'm gross and irresponsible.

    Sorry for giving your house fleas.
  5. #5
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Sorry for giving your house fleas.

    Did you ever post the Dayton hooker story?
  6. #6
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I called the mechanic. He said I did in fact leave my water bottle at his shop and will hang onto it until I'm able to get up there to retrieve it.

    And I messaged my mom and told her I have fleas. She thinks I'm gross and irresponsible.
    What else is new?

    u are
  7. #7
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    The day is slowly ticking away.
    I'm a little nervous about going to see an oral surgeon.
    Hello sir, my name is Fona and I know we just met but I was wondering if you'd stick a knife in my mouth and cut out my teeth?
  8. #8
    oral surgeon sounds like someone you see when you had an oral sex mishap.
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