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  1. CandyRein Black Hole


    Niggas can’t take me
    Niggas can’t guard me

    I been on a fuq nigga azz like Charmin 🎶🌙
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    My baby, my Valentine (yeah)

    Girl, na you dey make my temperature dey rise
    If you leave me, I go die, I swear (DJ Yo!)

    You are like the oxygen I need to survive

    I'll be honest
    Your loving dey totori me

    I am so obsessed
    I want to chop your nkwobi

    Ule, your body dey gbakam isi
    Ule, open am make I see

    Ule, nyem love nwantiti
    Wey fit make a bad man sing, oh yeah 🌙🎶
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  7. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    this thred reminded me of my dream. i was a big MAN IN HEALTHCARE , i was doing my rounds and ent up in a chilled out conversation with an old timer just shootin the shit. well as soon as i walked away my boss jumped my ASS for going around her back and talking to the CEO. thats not how it was we were just chatting but im not one to cause trouble so i said yeah sure.



    basically the job was being a healthcare man and pulling cables through the soffits in a big nursing place that looked like moscone center.

    later in the dream i was parking my classic chevy impala in the city and they put it on a big car lift hell yeah that was cool right there.

    then we went into bass pro shops on our motorcycles and rode them right into the stores and we were VIP so the store workers valet parked them. when we left one valet guy forgot he was walking my bike out the door and dropped it like a retard but i just let it go i wasnt sweating it.

    i acked like i didnt see him drop it like a sperg and he was like UHHH YEAHHH MY BOSS WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOUR BIKE IM NOT SURE WHY and i was like riiiiiiight its fine bromo dont worry about it

    trhats just how it goes honestly when your pushin real weight

    also after my boss got mad at me for shootin the shit with CEO she sperged out on me and said i should go take a bath and put on some chapstick , so literally i did right there in one of the patient rooms . if im gonna get paid to take a bath and put on chapstick you better believe it
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  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    That’s pretty wild bromo…reminds me of the other night I had a dream I was a mechanic working on hot rods and this chick comes in topless and I …read more
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  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    I hope everyone is having themselves a marvelous Money Monday 🥰

    Remember kids..make the money … don’t let the money make you 💕
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    You are my church, you are my place of worship
    I heard you're the plug, can I be the circuit?

    When I got court, I hope that you're the verdict
    When you're around, my insides turn inverted

    My blood starts to rush when I see your doorman

    I know you're nearby and I know your purpose
    Take one look at you, you're heaven's incarnate

    What is this spell, baby? Please show some mercy

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    I hope everyone had a wonderful day …mine went stupendous….😏

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    Welp!!!

    Looks like we made it through another Monday guys…we can really get this week going meow….

    My work here…is done 🌙
  15. Originally posted by CandyRein I hope everyone is having themselves a marvelous Money Monday 🥰

    Remember kids..make the money … don’t let the money make you 💕

    sounds like encouragement to commit crime.
  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CandyRein

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    Me after I tell my girlfriend she is extra wet then turn on the light
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    Lmao
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    I hope everyone is having a terrific Tuesday 🥰
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    I saw some leaves falling today yall

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