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Oh no, Starfield is like... really good.

  1. #61
    Originally posted by Meikai le mao







    I mean… hmm. Am I gonna hafta rewatch Firefly? Fack. Mal's whole allure, to my mind, is that he was clearly damaged but kept that shit ~locked up - he's a hot space badass who is broken and needs to be fixed, but his hot space whore gf can't fix him because he's too preoccupied with calling her a whore. If he's going to get all weepy with anyone it's going to be Inara, sure, but it's not like Inara would say something flirty with him and he'd be like "man, that reminds me of the trenches in Serenity Valley, where my hot gay space cowboy lover Erwin died a tragic death".

    Aww. Firefly reminds me of when i was in hs, watching it in my friends living room during lunch, smoking weed with his dad. Need to rewatch.
  2. #62
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I still cant be bothered to replace my graphics card

    That is my update

    Same.

    Guess I'll just have to miss out.

  3. #63
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse2118 does baldurs gate still have the sex scenes if you play with someone can you double stuff a party member with a bro

    Yeah, but the sex is all turn based.
  4. #64
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    1d4 saving throw to not be penetrated by the druid
  5. #65
    Donald Trump Black Hole
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  6. #66
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Maybe he should worry less about his moral obligation to write a video game review and more about his moral obligation to eat less meat
  7. #67
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    So I really like stealth mechanics and one thing I've noticed with this game is melee attacks apparently aren't silent.
  8. #68
    Put my 3080 back in.

    Oof. Game is pretty good. Like "I can be 45 min late for work" good.

    Ive only put in like 3 hrs and spent most of my time exploring n getting my money up but im digging it. Im also super indecisive about class. I started with scoundrel with no extra backstory perks but i usually go stealth/rifles. Idk i feel like i should restart and roll a chaotic neutral bounty hunter with explosive shotgun or something



    Space casper gonna spread his fuckboi energy all over the universe
  9. #69
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Sarah or Andreja?
  10. #70
    Andreja dont care what you do. I think any other companion would be mad
  11. #71
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Space is implicitly gay and space games are too.
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  12. #72
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    starfield.png





  13. #73
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Andreja dont care what you do. I think any other companion would be mad

    EVERY COMPANION CARES. They're all garbage wet blanket goodie two shoes motherfuckers and I hate them, I hate them, I hate them. Except Vasco. Vasco is bae. OR HE WOULD BE, IF HE DIDN'T BLOCK MY FUCKING PATH EVERY GODDAMN CHANCE HE GETS.

    There are 0 fleshed out companions who will condone you doing serious dirt (ie piracy, gunning down civvies). The only difference between them is how annoying their voice lines are when you steal stuff. Andreja is the best because instead of giving you sandwiches or fucking leaves (looking at you Sarah), she gives you cold hard creds. She knows what daddy wants from his bitches.

    I started a new character to do some piracy stuff because I got sick to death of every member of Constellation collectively having a panic attack every time I decide to blow up some innocent settlers for talking back when I told them to hand over everything in their holds. Figured I'd rock a less judgmental crew who wouldn't be up my ass constantly, instead of rolling with Sarah/Barret/Sam and his annoying brat (jesus fucking christ I hate Cora).

    But then I got bored because that was like my 3rd character and Cyberpunk 2077's patch 2.0 came out so I've dropped it temporarily. At least until I can buy it on Steam next month. Hopefully by then there'll be a mod that makes your companions less GAY.



    Originally posted by Donald Trump Space is implicitly gay and space games are too.

    Space isn't gay, it's a rape victim. That's why it makes itself so inhospitable to having men inside it. Earth is gay. It loves having men all over it, even wears a pretty atmosphere to entice them. Fuck this gay earth.
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  14. #74
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai Space isn't gay, it's a rape victim. That's why it makes itself so inhospitable to having men inside it. Earth is gay. It loves having men all over it, even wears a pretty atmosphere to entice them. Fuck this gay earth.

    You're right. This planet is a massive and rampant boi slut. Sickening.
  15. #75
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Andreja dont care what you do. I think any other companion would be mad

    I kinda meant who is more attractive.
  16. #76
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    >space game
    >no atmospheric simulations

    10 year development time btw great work guys
    lol okay do you just breathe space dust I guess????

  17. #77
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Obbe I kinda meant who is more attractive.

    Sarah if you're into karen-esque dommy mommies who will scold you for carrying too many bags in at once after you go grocery shopping together, Andreja if you're into shy goth girl dommy mommies who you're actually a little terrified of. So... Andreja, obviously.
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  18. #78
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Obbe I kinda meant who is more attractive.

    Nothing is more attractive than a babe who supports you in your dreams of space piracy
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  19. #79
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Made some... *ahem*

    ...small improvements to the mining laser texture.
  20. #80
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai Made some… *ahem*

    …small improvements to the mining laser texture.

    Not even a swasticker
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