2023-09-24 at 2:07 PM UTC
Just cooked my sister breakfast and now I’m going back to sleep. Because apparently I have a vampire sleep schedule now.
2023-09-24 at 2:25 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
just finished lifting/eating and did a few door dashes already...trying to decide what to do today...gonna make a conscious effort to get my convictions down on paper so i can write my little admittance letter and send the 40 bucks off and start school either jan or the next summer semester, and my lazyness is making it look like summer
meanwhile i do have more money and cool shit than ive ever had BUT if i expect to do anything really cool im gonna have to bite the bullet and grab a bigger degreee
2023-09-24 at 2:51 PM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
Staring into the void.
Walked early out of the football cause we were shit, I took 6 grams of red Crouton and smoked a bong, and now I'm just in that infinite loop of making coffee and smoking my vape when I should be doing the housework or something productive
It's good though 👍
2023-09-24 at 3:30 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
splittin tossin and stakin wood
2023-09-24 at 3:32 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
also pickin bud rot out of my monster plant in the back yard. its just a spot her n there and it looks like I may get to let it go till its ready this falll cuz the weather is being friendly for plants this fall
2023-09-24 at 9:46 PM UTC
Drawing a Line in the Sand
2023-09-24 at 9:54 PM UTC
Penetrating a negro's pretty pink pussy.
2023-09-24 at 11:48 PM UTC
Candy did you get a new phone?
I’m drinking a pot of green tea at my favorite sushi restaurant.
2023-09-24 at 11:50 PM UTC
I’ve had this phone a few months now I wouldn’t call it new …
2023-09-24 at 11:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein
I’ve had this phone a few months now I wouldn’t call it new …
Ah. I haven’t been around much.
That quesadilla looks dank.
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2023-09-24 at 11:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
He won't need it
Why won't he nee...
Ohhhhh...
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