2023-09-24 at 1:03 AM UTC
The most autistic convo I've ever had with a women:
We were talking about history and the Roman Empire, and then eventually the Byzantines.
And I jokingly said "They're the Eastern Roman Empire, not Byzantine"
And she said "there was nothing Roman about them, IE their culture, religion, ethnic composition all varied greatly from the origins if the Roman empire."
I followed that up with "Kiss me" and we had some pretty great sex.
How tf did I get away with this.
2023-09-24 at 1:21 AM UTC
This one time I got high with this chick and she did the chicken dance with these little rubber chicken puppets on her fingers and was playing with them and one snapped off her finger and hit me in the eye.
2023-09-24 at 1:26 AM UTC
Every female boss I’ve ever had the displeasure of working for due to the fact that females are incapable of letting go of a grudge when you point out any of their failures or faults.
2023-09-24 at 1:50 AM UTC
totse2118
Space Nigga
[my ci light-haired pongee]
I projectile vomited all over a girl and in her hair. bright pink watery chunky bundy/sour puss. She got COATED and ran away screaming and crying
i had sex with her later that night
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2023-09-24 at 3:18 AM UTC
Probably sometime in early high school, this girl who liked me and was hot had her friends push her over to my table in the cafeteria as like a dare or whatever. She told me she had a crush on me and we made small talk for a couple minutes but I was kind of caught off guard so I ran out of shit to talk about.
And then at one point after a lull in the conversation she was like “man I hate awkward silences” and I said some dumb shit like “really I don’t feel awkward” then just sat there in silence for like 30 seconds eating my food and stuff until she got up and left. Don’t think I talked to her the rest of the year.
Couple of other similar instances. Yeah high school was rough I had really low self esteem and it took me a while to figure out that I was actually attractive and had some charisma
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2023-09-24 at 3:20 AM UTC
I hate you for making me think about this and I will not answer, but suffice it to say there are many such moments and I was obviously the source of all of the weirdness.
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