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What was your most autistic moment?

  1. #1
    Kafka sweaty
    And be honest. Too many things come to mind but I think the top one was making a Pokemon card for myself.
  2. #2
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Posting in one of your threads
  3. #3
    Well this will be tough, I have so many. Probably when I was sitting at lunch in highschool and this chick wanted to talk to me because she thought I was cute, to which I responded "no thanks".
  4. #4
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
  5. #5
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Maybe this one?
  6. #6
    Just now when I'm at the Panera Bread Co and my eyes are bigger than my stomach so I order a smorgasbord of pastries and delicious, healthy soup
  7. #7
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    It happened today at college. We were having a lecture and seated behind me were the girls from my class. One of them says "He's 27 years old" in a not-so-positive tone. I turn around and ask "Are you talking about me?" And she said "No! I'm talking about this guy" and shows me some dude's Wikipedia page.

    And then later today I went to a bakery and something autistic happened as well. The girl working there was addressing someone and said "Mister." But since I've got eye-sight problems, I thought she was calling and looking at the older gentleman that was in front of me. So I was just looking at her without saying a word. Turns out she was talking to me and looking at me, so I basically derped out by staring at her.

    Then instead of speaking in Dutch, she started speaking to me in English, but I couldn't understand her. So she repeated herself. Her coworker thought it was amusing and she was trying to hold in her laughter and so was the girl who was talking to me. I was smiling awkwardly as well.

    And then on the way home, I was carrying the box with food, which looked like a cake box. I was trying to manoeuvre past three men who were speaking to each other and then one of them says "Yummy, cake!" And I realized he was talking to me, so I turned around and walked back and said "No, this is something else" and I showed it to him awkwardly. Then he said "Enjoy your meal" and patted me on the back and I said "Thanks" and walked away.

    Today's been really awkward. I'm glad today ended.
  8. #8
    U do dutch? I've heard they're an awful people unlike us North Americans , is it true
  9. #9
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 U do dutch?

    As in, split the costs?
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Michael Myers As in, split the costs?

    Like talk it
  11. #11
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Michael Myers It happened today at college. We were having a lecture and seated behind me were the girls from my class. One of them says "He's 27 years old" in a not-so-positive tone. I turn around and ask "Are you talking about me?" And she said "No! I'm talking about this guy" and shows me some dude's Wikipedia page.

    And then later today I went to a bakery and something autistic happened as well. The girl working there was addressing someone and said "Mister." But since I've got eye-sight problems, I thought she was calling and looking at the older gentleman that was in front of me. So I was just looking at her without saying a word. Turns out she was talking to me and looking at me, so I basically derped out by staring at her.

    Then instead of speaking in Dutch, she started speaking to me in English, but I couldn't understand her. So she repeated herself. Her coworker thought it was amusing and she was trying to hold in her laughter and so was the girl who was talking to me. I was smiling awkwardly as well.

    And then on the way home, I was carrying the box with food, which looked like a cake box. I was trying to manoeuvre past three men who were speaking to each other and then one of them says "Yummy, cake!" And I realized he was talking to me, so I turned around and walked back and said "No, this is something else" and I showed it to him awkwardly. Then he said "Enjoy your meal" and patted me on the back and I said "Thanks" and walked away.

    Today's been really awkward. I'm glad today ended.

    Only the last incident there sounded slightly autistic. The only thing autistic is you thinking all this is autistic.
  12. #12
    My friend posted a thread, and all I got was this lousy autism
  13. #13
    Kafka sweaty
    I read some weird things about Dutch people so I would never fit in there and it sucks because I want to live in a small country with the freedoms they have.
  14. #14
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka Only the last incident there sounded slightly autistic. The only thing autistic is you thinking all this is autistic.

    That last line made me chuckle.
  15. #15
    I heard they're all elitist dick heads on bicycles with such bad attitudes.

    Idk if Tru
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka I read some weird things about Dutch people so I would never fit in there and it sucks because I want to live in a small country with the freedoms they have.

    What kind of weird things are we talking about? I think you can be totally different from them and still fit in. You don't have to be like them to live here!
  17. #17
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I heard they're all elitist dick heads on bicycles with such bad attitudes.

    Idk if Tru

    Define "bad attitudes"? Everyone loves to ride their bicycle for sure. I personally like to walk. I walk to college everyday, it takes around 20 to 25 minutes.
  18. #18
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Michael Myers What kind of weird things are we talking about? I think you can be totally different from them and still fit in. You don't have to be like them to live here!

    That they think it's OK to stare at you, I was ready to fight this girl on the train because of it. That they hate themselves too much to wear nice clothes or dress like an individual. That they shun you if you don't sit in a circle with them at parties. That they think it's okay to ask personal questions. I can't describe it it's so different from the UK. The girls don't wear high heels in clubs or really dress nice. Idk I got the sense it was like a commune.
  19. #19
    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Kafka That they think it's OK to stare at you, I was ready to fight this girl on the train because of it. That they hate themselves too much to wear nice clothes or dress like an individual. That they shun you if you don't sit in a circle with them at parties. That they think it's okay to ask personal questions. I can't describe it it's so different from the UK. The girls don't wear high heels in clubs or really dress nice. Idk I got the sense it was like a commune.


    wait are you Irma? this all makes sense now
  20. #20
    Kafka sweaty
    Actually I think it's okay to ask personal questions, I liked how direct Victor was but I've read they do it everywhere and that isn't okay with me. With Victor it was fine because we're strangers socialising in a hostel.
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