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Picking off men behind the nightclub

  1. #61
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kawkasian How about taking a few ml of semen up the shitter?

    Bending over can be dangerousโ€ฆ.around strangers
  2. #62
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Kafka I'll be taking a few prozac tabs beforehand so I'm extra psycho.

    sportys meds


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    The lunatic is on the grass ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿคช๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿคช๐ŸŒฑ
    ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿคช๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿคช๐ŸŒฑThe lunatic is on the grass

    Remembering gamesโ™” โ™• โ™– โ™— โ™˜ โ™™ โ™š โ™›
    โš€โšโš‚โšƒโš„โš… ๐Ÿ€ฃ ๐Ÿ€ฃ ๐Ÿ€ฃ
    And daisy chains and laughs ๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŽฎ

    ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿช™๐Ÿ›ค๏ธ Got to keep the loonies on the path ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿช™๐Ÿ›ค๏ธ

    The lunatic is in the hall ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ
    The lunatics are in my hall ๐ŸŒ›๐Ÿž๏ธ๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿž๏ธ๐ŸŒ›

    ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ“ฐThe paper holds their folded faces to the floor
    And every day the paper boy brings more๐ŸŒŒ๐ŸŒƒ๐Ÿšช๐ŸŒƒ๐ŸŒŒ

    '$&
    @R$k
    '$!!!M&
    @?~~~!$k
    '9!!~ ~~!MX
    @X~~ `~!$k
    9!! ~~!$X
    dR!~ `~!$>
    XR!~ `~!$k:
    tR!~ ::~~!!MMXXHHHH!!<:.
    <$!xxiXX!!!~~~~~~~!!MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMXXXXx::
    .:X@N$$$RMMX!!!!~~~~~~~~!!MMMM@@MMMMMMMMMMMMXMSMMtHHHX!
    :xiM#"~ <$!~ `~~~!~~~~~~~~~~~!!MX!!!!!??#RR888MMMMMMMMMMMHH
    ..XH@!~` X$!~ '~~~!MX!!!!!!!!!!!!?MMR@@$MMMMMM
    :xiM#"~ <$!~ '~!MM??MMX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??#R$
    XH@M!`` :$!! ~!R: `~!MM!XH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    <$!~ `!!M: `~"??HHX!!!!!!
    :$!~ `!!R: `!!MMMH
    '$!~ `~!8: ~
    :$!! ~!!N:
    '$!~ `!!N:
    .$!!~ ~~!&>
    '@!!~ ~!MN
    .$!!~ ~~!M&>
    :@$MHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!H$N

    ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿž๏ธ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿž๏ธ๐ŸŒŠAND IF THE DAM BREAKS OPEN MANY YEARS TOO SOON๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿž๏ธ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿž๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ
    ๐Ÿ”๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿง ๐ŸŒ‹AND IF THERE IS NO ROOM UPON THE HILL๐Ÿ”๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿง ๐ŸŒ‹
    AND IF YOUR HEAD EXPLODES WITH DARK FOREBODINGS TOO๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ฅ
    ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ‘I'LL SEE YOU ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ‘
  3. #63
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka I've realised getting into fights with men will make me feel better short-term so this is what I plan to do tomorrow night. If anyone has tips post them below or advice on what not to do.


    Wet it first

    Originally posted by Kawkasian These are great to practice with…maybe overcome this challenge before engaging with a moving target.




    * realized *
  4. #64
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    is that a banana in your lunch bag or are you just happy to see me
  5. #65
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    It's the severed head of an innocent 40yr old creep (hiki) who had a bad date with Kafka.
  6. #66
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Wariat I aleo plan to fer in dights wirh dada od ten girls or anyone who Jaล› a problem wirh hitting on teens in public.

    Are you having a stroke
  7. #67
    Originally posted by totse2118 sportys meds


    .----.
    ===(_)== THIS WONT HURT A BIT...
    // 6 6 \\ /
    ( 7 )
    \ '--' /
    \_ ._/
    __) (__
    /"`/`\`V/`\`\
    / \ `Y _/_ \
    / [DR]\_ |/ / /\
    | ( \/ / / /
    \ \ \ /
    \ `-/` _.`
    `=._`=./
    ___________
    [___________]
    {=========}
    .-' '-.
    / \
    /_________________\
    | _ _ _ __ _ |
    ||_)|_)/ \ /|\ / |
    ,.----. ,.----. || | \\_//_|~\\_ |
    // \ \ // \ \ |_________________|
    \\ \ / \\ \ / | |
    `'----' `'----' '-----------------'



    The lunatic is on the grass ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿคช๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿคช๐ŸŒฑ
    ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿคช๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿคช๐ŸŒฑThe lunatic is on the grass

    Remembering gamesโ™” โ™• โ™– โ™— โ™˜ โ™™ โ™š โ™›
    โš€โšโš‚โšƒโš„โš… ๐Ÿ€ฃ ๐Ÿ€ฃ ๐Ÿ€ฃ
    And daisy chains and laughs ๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŽฎ

    ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿช™๐Ÿ›ค๏ธ Got to keep the loonies on the path ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿช™๐Ÿ›ค๏ธ

    The lunatic is in the hall ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ
    The lunatics are in my hall ๐ŸŒ›๐Ÿž๏ธ๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿž๏ธ๐ŸŒ›

    ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ“ฐThe paper holds their folded faces to the floor
    And every day the paper boy brings more๐ŸŒŒ๐ŸŒƒ๐Ÿšช๐ŸŒƒ๐ŸŒŒ

    '$&
    @R$k
    '$!!!M&
    @?~~~!$k
    '9!!~ ~~!MX
    @X~~ `~!$k
    9!! ~~!$X
    dR!~ `~!$>
    XR!~ `~!$k:
    tR!~ ::~~!!MMXXHHHH!!<:.
    <$!xxiXX!!!~~~~~~~!!MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMXXXXx::
    .:X@N$$$RMMX!!!!~~~~~~~~!!MMMM@@MMMMMMMMMMMMXMSMMtHHHX!
    :xiM#"~ <$!~ `~~~!~~~~~~~~~~~!!MX!!!!!??#RR888MMMMMMMMMMMHH
    ..XH@!~` X$!~ '~~~!MX!!!!!!!!!!!!?MMR@@$MMMMMM
    :xiM#"~ <$!~ '~!MM??MMX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??#R$
    XH@M!`` :$!! ~!R: `~!MM!XH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    <$!~ `!!M: `~"??HHX!!!!!!
    :$!~ `!!R: `!!MMMH
    '$!~ `~!8: ~
    :$!! ~!!N:
    '$!~ `!!N:
    .$!!~ ~~!&>
    '@!!~ ~!MN
    .$!!~ ~~!M&>
    :@$MHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!H$N

    ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿž๏ธ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿž๏ธ๐ŸŒŠAND IF THE DAM BREAKS OPEN MANY YEARS TOO SOON๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿž๏ธ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿž๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ
    ๐Ÿ”๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿง ๐ŸŒ‹AND IF THERE IS NO ROOM UPON THE HILL๐Ÿ”๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿง ๐ŸŒ‹
    AND IF YOUR HEAD EXPLODES WITH DARK FOREBODINGS TOO๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ฅ
    ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ‘I&#39;LL SEE YOU ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ‘

    Bro how tf do you make all these lol. I usually scroll past them since theyโ€™re such a schizophrenic mess, but tbh itโ€™s actually kind of impressive
  8. #68
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka There's always a few creeps around like 40 Yr old men just waiting

    I thought Wariat was your best e-friend โ€ฆ.. now heโ€™s a creep? Fickle fickle Irmaโ€ฆ..
  9. #69
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka There's always a few creeps around like 40 Yr old men just waiting

    enter Wariat

    Originally posted by Wariat I aleo plan to fer in dights wirh dada od ten year old girls or anyone who Jaล› a problem wirh hitting on teens in public.

    Sheโ€™s 30 dude


    Originally posted by Rape Monster Are you having a stroke

    Fuckin lmao
  10. #70
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kawkasian How about taking a few ml of semen up the shitter?

    Is that any way to talk to Supergirl?
  11. #71
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by jerryb Is that any way to talk to Supergirl?

    Itโ€™s spelled Sperg-girl and she dresses goth to fight.
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  12. #72
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Fox Bro how tf do you make all these lol. I usually scroll past them since theyโ€™re such a schizophrenic mess, but tbh itโ€™s actually kind of impressive


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    kafka behind the nightclub

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  13. #73
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Wonder what Sperg-girls weakness is? Maybe vodka or botox removes her super powers. She could team up with Nonceman. Heard he has an underground lair in Lodz or was it Warsaw.
  14. #74
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by jerryb Wonder what Sperg-girls weakness is? Maybe vodka or botox removes her super powers. She could team up with Nonceman. Heard he has an underground lair in Lodz or was it Warsaw.

    It's actually Monster energy drink. I just found out that was causing my fatigue and brain fog for two years. I've only been off it for a week and am a different person now.
  15. #75
    Kafka sweaty
    I'm sipping it now but I went a week without it and had so much more energy.
  16. #76
    If you felt better off it why are you drinking it again
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  17. #77
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Fox If you felt better off it why are you drinking it again

    I'm running low on other stimulants today and panicked.
  18. #78
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Rotten Rodney right on ๐Ÿ€ Tura'lu ๐Ÿป Kafka aka โ˜ ๏ธ"Queen of The Graveyard"๐Ÿชฆ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿชฆ
    ๐Ÿพเซฎ๊’ฐ หถโ€ข เผ โ€ขหถ๊’ฑแƒ๐Ÿšฌ โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿชฆ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿชฆโ˜ ๏ธ
       _______________________
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    \_ | ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿงฉ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿง  |
    | DO NOT PASS GO |
    | COLLECT $200 / mo |
    | DO PASS HOPES |
    | & DREAMS |
    | COLLECT Painful |
    | ________Memories___|__
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    โ˜˜___โ˜˜_โ˜˜(โ˜ž อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)๏ธปฬทโ”ปฬฟโ•โ”ไธ€๐Ÿฅ”๐”‰๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ ๐”ด๐”ข ๐”ช๐”ž๐”ฏ๐” ๐”ฅ!๐Ÿ€_โ˜˜___โ˜˜__โ˜˜
    โ˜˜ ๐”’๐”ฒ๐”ฏ ๐”ฃ๐”ฌ๐”ฌ๐”ฑ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ๐”ข๐”ญ๐”ฐ ๐”ฏ๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฌ๐”ฒ๐”ซ๐”ก ๐”ด๐”ฆ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ ๐”ข๐” ๐”ฅ๐”ฌ๐”ข๐”ฐ ๐”ฌ' โ„‘๐”ฏ๐”ฆ๐”ฐ๐”ฅ ๐”™๐”ฌ๐”ฉ๐”ฒ๐”ซ๐”ฑ๐”ข๐”ข๐”ฏ๐”ฐ๐Ÿšฉ
    ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐”—๐”ฆ๐”ฌ๐” ๐”ฃ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ก๐”ฅ รก๐”ฏ ๐”ฉรกโ˜˜๏ธ โ•พโ”โ•คใƒ‡โ•ฆ๏ธปิ…เผ ๏ฝฅเธด _ส– ๏ฝฅเธด เผเธ‡ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎโ„œ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ฐ๐”ข ๐”ถ๐”ฌ๐”ฒ๐”ฏ ๐”Ÿ๐”ž๐”ซ๐”ซ๐”ข๐”ฏ๐”ฐ!๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช

    EEEEEE WAAAA EEEEEE WAAA EEEEEEEE PULL OVER AND BEND ME OVER COMMANDER FINNEGAN FITZPATRICKS MILITARY JEEP AND SHOVE A REMOTE DETONATED EXPLOSIVE DEVICE UP ME ASS๐Ÿ•น๏ธ๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€โœˆ๏ธ"excuse me miss but have you prayed towards Buckingham Palace in the name of the Church of England as is required of all subjects of the crown?"
    NOW HOLD STILL WHILE I PARTITION YOU AGAINST YOUR WILL
  19. #79
    I'll need to be careful not to piss behind the nightclub this weekend.
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  20. #80
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I'll need to be careful not to piss behind the nightclub this weekend.

    Piss away, all you have to do is hold your hand against her forehead like the Three Stooges
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