Originally posted by Kafka
I don't intend to kill anyone even though I want to, and it'd be easy to do that because they always go there to piss and I could sneak up and slip fishwire around their neck.
Lol, you're a weak ass twig. You're not killing anything ambulatory without a firearm
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Write a story about a girl named Gypsy who's abused by her mom and convinces her retarded boyfriend Nicholas to stab her to death while she hides in the bathroom with her ears covered.
Once upon a time in the peaceful village of Woolington, where the sheep grazed in harmony and the farmers tended to their fields with love, there lived a young girl named Gypsy. Gypsy was known for her kindness and her ability to turn every situation into a heartwarming adventure.
One sunny day, as Gypsy was frolicking in the fields with her woolly friends, she stumbled upon a peculiar sight. She saw Nicholas, her boyfriend, who had a penchant for wearing mismatched socks and occasionally forgetting his umbrella. Nicholas had a rather misguided notion in his head about "stabbing negativity," which he believed was lurking around like a dark cloud.
In a sheepish attempt to confront this perceived negativity, Nicholas, with the full support of Gypsy, decided to embark on a mission to "stab" it out of existence. Of course, they weren't stabbing anything except their own misunderstandings.
As Gypsy and Nicholas tiptoed around the village, they encountered not villains, but villagers who had accidentally dropped their ice creams and needed a hand picking up their scattered scoops. Instead of reacting with anger, they all shared a laugh and enjoyed a lovely ice cream party.
The moral of the story is clear: In a world filled with happy sheep and caring farmers, there's no room for hate crimes or negativity. Instead, let us all embrace kindness, understanding, and laughter to make our lives and communities better places.
So, let's remember the lesson from Woolington: Replace the desire to harm with the urge to help, and let the world become a more wholesome and harmonious place, just like the village of happy sheep and farmers.
Originally posted by Kafka
I've realised getting into fights with men will make me feel better short-term so this is what I plan to do tomorrow night. If anyone has tips post them below or advice on what not to do. Since I'm not a skilled fighter I could accidentally do more damage than intended.
I aleo plan to ger in fights with dads of teen girls or anyone who Jaś a problem with hitting on teens in public.
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One time I was smoking outside and he opened the door and spat at me then pretended he hadn't seen me. Touching his gym equipment without asking was also designed to antagonise him.
Originally posted by Kafka
Skinny doesn't mean weak.
Smh Hollywood has really fucked up people's perception of what women are actually capable of in a physical fight with a man. Even an elite female fighter with superior conditioning can't beat a man who's even just a little bit larger and who has only minimal training.
It's not gonna be some Atomic Blond, Black Widow, whatever choreographed fight scene. As soon as you hit the guy with whatever force you can muster, he's gonna turn around and body slam your ass and crack your head open. The only way a woman has an advantage is with weapons and the element of surprise, and you gotta end it quick
Originally posted by Fox
Smh Hollywood has really fucked up people's perception of what women are actually capable of in a physical fight with a man. Even an elite female fighter with superior conditioning can't beat a man who's even just a little bit larger and who has only minimal training.
It's not gonna be some Atomic Blond, Black Widow, whatever choreographed fight scene. As soon as you hit the guy with whatever force you can muster, he's gonna turn around and body slam your ass and crack your head open. The only way a woman has an advantage is with weapons and the element of surprise, and you gotta end it quick
That's why they kick below the belt first. Anyway you're wrong but I don't feel like recounting stories of people I'd rather forget.
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