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Picking off men behind the nightclub

  1. #1
    Kafka sweaty
    I've realised getting into fights with men will make me feel better short-term so this is what I plan to do tomorrow night. If anyone has tips post them below or advice on what not to do. Since I'm not a skilled fighter I could accidentally do more damage than intended.
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  2. #2
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    sucking off men behind the nightclub
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  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you're going to be found in a ditch, leaking
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  4. #4
    prepare plenty of day after pills.
  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    Have fun getting your ass beat, lol.

    Do more damage than you intend? Are you the incredible hulk? LOL You're going to open hand strike him and he wiill take it in stride and laugh or bludgeon you a couple times in the head.

    I love fighting. Why not fight women your own size/age? Most women don't really like you, so it shouldn't be hard to get a fist fight going amongst a bunch of drunks on the weekend.

    Also weren't you going to kill yourself? What happened to that? You still prostituting?
  6. #6
    Kafka sweaty
    I don't intend to kill anyone even though I want to, and it'd be easy to do that because they always go there to piss and I could sneak up and slip fishwire around their neck.
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    wow kafka ur so edgy and cool,. I don't understand why others don't value you you in their life at all.
  8. #8
    You're obviously not really going to do this but the only way you don't immediately get your ass beat is if you use a weapon. Something like this:

  9. #9
    Kafka sweaty
    That escort thing was just to reject men and lower their self-esteem.
  10. #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Assert your dominance by walking up to one of the pissers and shoving him as hard as you can "you're not allowed to piss out here you stupid fuck" then spit in his face. "DO SOMETHING about it FAGGOT."

    Then take your shirt off to prove you mean business. At that point your best bet is to kick him in the dangly bits as hard as you can and then run away. Otherwise it'll likely be a one punch knockout to your DOME (not head) and you'll be lying there in the dude's piss while he gets his m8s to come out and also piss all over your feeble little body.
  11. #11
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Fox You're obviously not really going to do this but the only way you don't immediately get your ass beat is if you use a weapon. Something like this:


    I will do it, because men have a habit of touching women without permission, and being hypersensitive I attack when that happens, when someone I don't like touches me.
  12. #12
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    kafka is not a real person fuys she lives in the head of someone even more fake and pathetic than her

    that's why she kills them outside the nightclub and not at home after seducing them because shes actually older than me lurking around the alleys smoking in graveyards dressed like a goth lolita and scaring men away with her less than youthful legs

    olololol
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    Originally posted by mmQ Haxxor and Kafka are soulmates

    Originally posted by Banana Muffin Mix I wonder how many people from fetlife got murdered



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  13. #13
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    You already broke the first rule of the club by posting this thread dumbass
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  14. #14
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    does anyone who's not a date raper even go to night clubs anymore
  15. #15
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra does anyone who's not a date raper even go to night clubs anymore

    Drug dealers, people on drugs, girls/guys wanting strange sex
  16. #16
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    I WANNA MAKE LOVE IN THIS CLUB AYYYYY
    IN THIS CLUB AYYY
    IN THIS CLUB AYY

  17. #17
    This does remind me of this idea for a book I had where some depressed guy gets enamored with this crazy chick who’s into committing petty crimes like shoplifting and shit and they start getting into increasingly illegal dangerous thrill seeking type shit together, just feeding off each other's negative energy in an insane self-destructive spiral of sex and violence until eventually they start murdering people.

    So anyway the part this reminds me of is where they find out some rapper and his entourage is gonna be at a certain nightclub that night so they show up and kill them all and steal their chains and shit.

    I should find where I saved that and start writing again...
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  18. #18
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fox This does remind me of this idea for a book I had where some depressed guy gets enamored with this crazy chick who’s into committing petty crimes like shoplifting and shit and they start getting into increasingly illegal dangerous thrill seeking type shit together, just feeding off each other's negative energy in an insane self-destructive spiral of sex and violence until eventually they start murdering people.

    So anyway the part this reminds me of is where they find out some rapper and his entourage is gonna be at a certain nightclub that night so they show up and kill them all and steal their chains and shit.

    I should find where I saved that and start writing again…

    I recall several real life instances of this. Teen couples that just want to know what it feels like to kill someone and they basically build up the courage to do it with the enablement of one another.
  19. #19
    Originally posted by Fox This does remind me of this idea for a book I had where some depressed guy gets enamored with this crazy chick who’s into committing petty crimes like shoplifting and shit and they start getting into increasingly illegal dangerous thrill seeking type shit together, just feeding off each other's negative energy in an insane self-destructive spiral of sex and violence until eventually they start murdering people.

    So anyway the part this reminds me of is where they find out some rapper and his entourage is gonna be at a certain nightclub that night so they show up and kill them all and steal their chains and shit.

    I should find where I saved that and start writing again…

    NBK?
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  20. #20
    Kafka sweaty
    My ex gf would get into fights with them and knocked some guy's teeth out and it would be over minor things. I haven't been in fights with them since I was a teen but they didn't fight back so idk if that counts.

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