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Jiggaboo Johnson is KING

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    For those of you who haven't been following along, Bill Krozby's post count has recently been in danger of being surpassed by Jiggaboo Johnson.
    Bill Krozby was a great gont who set a record that stood for years after his untimely demise RIP.
    We all voted and it was a tie. Lanny took no action as usual.
    Then something happened that caused me to change my vote.
    Last night while drinking Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer I realized that even if we could stop Jiggaboo from taking the record, it would only be a matter of time before someone else came along and posted right past it.
    What caused me to change my vote was when it was brought to my attention that Jiggaboo had actually stopped posting and had begun using an alt.
    My heart was moved. Jiggaboo didn't have to but chose to honor our dead comrade.
    Thank you Mr. Johnson for your dedication to not hurting my personal feelings and shit posting endlessly on NIS.
    I present you with the above trophy (because I'll be damned if Vinny or Candyrein gets it).
    Have a fantastic day!
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  2. #2
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Go home Andrew you're drunk
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    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Alcoholism & drug addiction never really goes away fuys.
  4. #4
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    king faggot
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  5. #5
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Jiggaboo can't be with us today but he sent me in his place to accept this award along with the following note:

    "I accept this Kr0z dog with humility and grace, I'll treasure it till the end of my days...sure would have been nice with onions and hold the mustard though, thank you".
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  6. #6
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kawkasian Jiggaboo can't be with us today but he sent me in his place to accept this award along with the following note:

    "I accept this Kr0z dog with humility and grace, I'll treasure it till the end of my days…sure would have been nice with onions and hold the mustard though, thank you".

    It has the added feature of possessing the ability to impregnate Kafka if stuck in her smelly vaginal orifice.

    The bun can be used as a manny to the infant Kr0zdawg while it’s mother is getting drunk and posting online.
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  7. #7
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    wat a faggot!
  8. #8
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Shepherds pie.
  9. #9
    Mucker uv da month
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  10. #10
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    king faggot
  11. #11
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 king faggot

    ..needs his bottom wiping...CALL FOR THE CANADIAN ASS SCRAPER!
  12. #12
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    This isn't a record I would want, but it's impressive that Bill Krozby held it for so many years posthumously. That took true dedication.
  13. #13
    Lollocks as me dear ol' mum used to say Often imitated, never duplicated.
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