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  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I walked by two poillack teens today one was even taller than me and they looked somewhat gothic or emo so it was aconversation started. But the shit hit the fan when I asked them if I can ivnite them for a drink and they right away again mentioned their age like im some fucking oldje or something (despite chicks close to their age and who look like them fucking oldje in other east euro countries which this is) and i said coke like how bout a cola they still shook their head when i started to wlak away i realize they punked me so i said you are fucking legal or over the gae of consent one tried to act stupid like she didnt know it or what i meant so i just said fuck it and started leaving then she started to talks hit or said something to me so i said you are boring normies. i realize late ri took a piss they punked me or got ober on me in their untermenschen pollack tounge so i decided to switch it up on them as i was coming back and used english and told them you are fucking boring normis. boring pollack normis and one said what the other said hes talking in english then they said something at first i didnt get it but they cussed me out or some shit so i told but they were gone already not sure if tbey herd you can say this shit to your daddy bitch. fuck pollacks nad this garbage culture and life here. ukraine and their people and others all over the entire europe are better. just ask star trek.
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    *looks up nude beaches in polane*

    FUYS FGUYSSS OHMY FUYS
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Wariat I walked by two poillack teens today one was even taller than me and they looked somewhat gothic or emo so it was aconversation started. But the shit hit the fan when I asked them if I can ivnite them for a drink and they right away again mentioned their age like im some fucking oldje or something (despite chicks close to their age and who look like them fucking oldje in other east euro countries which this is) and i said coke like how bout a cola they still shook their head when i started to wlak away i realize they punked me so i said you are fucking legal or over the gae of consent one tried to act stupid like she didnt know it or what i meant so i just said fuck it and started leaving then she started to talks hit or said something to me so i said you are boring normies. i realize late ri took a piss they punked me or got ober on me in their untermenschen pollack tounge so i decided to switch it up on them as i was coming back and used english and told them you are fucking boring normis. boring pollack normis and one said what the other said hes talking in english then they said something at first i didnt get it but they cussed me out or some shit so i told but they were gone already not sure if tbey herd you can say this shit to your daddy bitch. fuck pollacks nad this garbage culture and life here. ukraine and their people and others all over the entire europe are better. just ask star trek.
  4. #4
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    You're a lost cause dude. This has probably actually happened more than you realized, any normal teenage girl is going to realize there's something wrong with you when you're trying to hit on them. Does this make you realize you should leave them poor girls alone? I'm sure you probably scare some of them.
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    https://thisvid.com/videos/woman-shitting-diarrhea-closeup/
  6. #6
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk You're a lost cause dude. This has probably actually happened more than you realized, any normal teenage girl is going to realize there's something wrong with you when you're trying to hit on them. Does this make you realize you should leave them poor girls alone? I'm sure you probably scare some of them.

    I look way better now than russell brand who was likr 31 fuxking a 16 to bro:
    https://amp.theguardian.com/culture/2023/sep/20/calls-grow-to-reassess-age-of-consent-laws-after-russell-brand-allegations
  7. #7
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I dont want normal i want likr the one who was wikliny to ruck russell brand or daddy issues bro. Where they ar in poland doe?
  8. #8
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Do u thibk ir i scared aby od tchem theyd be wikliny to tkwi shit bro?
  9. #9
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Dis it stop the facet he scared some of tchem judging by todqys allegations sexuakly assaulting or hitting on teens back in the day wojen he was in bis 30s bro?
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by totse2118 *looks up nude beaches in polane*

    FUYS FGUYSSS OHMY FUYS

    polane!
  11. #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you don't want to get nonced? NORMIESSSSS
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    polane!
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by aldra you don't want to get nonced? NORMIESSSSS

    Wrony. Perfectum bitch legal over the consent bitch.
  14. #14
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    muh age of consent

    HEY YOU THERE DO YOU KNOW THE AGE OF CONSENT *starts chasing girl in a full sprint*


  15. #15
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    "hey girls want to lick my ass and get slapped in the face and pissed on"

    "no fuck off"

    "IT'S BECAUSE I'M OLDJE ISN'T IT
    IT'S NOT EVEN ILLEGAL
    IF I WAS STILL ALLOWED IN CALIFORNIA YOU'D DO IT"
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. #16
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    reminds me of Rolf Harris noncing those girls then writing poems about how they're all lying sluts while he was in prison
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    polane!
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    "come on girls I've been to prison. in AMERICA!"
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Most retards could have landed multiple sluts by now but wariat has fumbled the bag consistently it's almost impressive he's had better sexual luck with the local shrubbery than the females

    muh polane! muh society!
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by aldra "hey girls want to lick my ass and get slapped in the face and pissed on"

    "no fuck off"

    "IT'S BECAUSE I'M OLDJE ISN'T IT
    IT'S NOT EVEN ILLEGAL
    IF I WAS STILL ALLOWED IN CALIFORNIA YOU'D DO IT"

    thats a good question. why the fuck do any of them even go on facial abuse with so many other porno sites or sex jobs out there?
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