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opened my roommates mail on accident

  1. 2023-09-12 at 3:15 AM UTC
    #1
    in da crawlspace - number sleven Houston
    I just started cleaning my room like dr jordan peterson teaches . I have an intrrnet shopping addiction so i recieve amazon packages pretty often so anyway i found a amazon bag and judt opensd it and literary its another package inside that is marked as a BDSM sex device 🤣. I didn't order any choker collar kits ( I'm more into ball stretching) so I looked at it and it's not mine sure enough

    If it was something regular id just go goveit to them and say sorry I opened ur package. I don't really know them , me personally I'd prolly be embarrassed if someone gave me my opened sextoy mail.

    Honestly none if it really makes any sense and I don't know if Ive picked up the package today or a week ago.


    I'm thinking either officially steal it and experiment with it or tape the bag closed and huck it in they're room when they're gone but then they won't know who opened it and might be paranoit LMAO

    Oh it has the date on it arrived today I'm gonna just tape it up a day put it on the porch
  2. 2023-09-12 at 4:04 AM UTC
    #2
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It’s a federal crime to open someone else’s mail, also known as obstruction of correspondence, subject to fines and five years imprisonment.

    Better lube up that asshole boy
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  3. 2023-09-12 at 5:11 AM UTC
    #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    just start wearing it around
  4. 2023-09-12 at 5:22 AM UTC
    #4
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    blame it on you're dog.
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  5. 2023-09-12 at 5:27 AM UTC
    #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    LOL put it on the dog and if your roommate asks where it came from say you don't know it didn't have a name on it

    but the dog likes its new collar
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  6. 2023-09-12 at 6:08 AM UTC
    #6
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Originally posted by aldra LOL put it on the dog and if your roommate asks where it came from say you don't know it didn't have a name on it

    but the dog likes its new collar

    They have a dog but it's tiny so the collar would have to be a torso collar 🤣🤣🤣🤣
  7. 2023-09-12 at 6:45 AM UTC
    #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    In this thread Mr Asbestos defends how he is in possession of a BDSM gag and it is NOT HIS FAULT.
  8. 2023-09-12 at 6:46 AM UTC
    #8
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bradley In this thread Mr Asbestos defends how he is in possession of a BDSM gag and it is NOT HIS FAULT.

    Yeah man pretty much, I duck taped it back up and put it on the porch so he can find it and wonder who opened his mail
  9. 2023-09-12 at 7:01 AM UTC
    #9
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    why are people doing this its such hedonistic trash
  10. 2023-09-12 at 9:59 AM UTC
    #10
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    no pound of heroin sadge
  11. 2023-09-12 at 12:10 PM UTC
    #11
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by in da crawlspace - number sleven I don't really know them

    You have a roommate you don't really know?
  12. 2023-09-12 at 1:13 PM UTC
    #12
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    just like bradly and his fake roomate "fuys my roomate downloaded 1 tb of child porn on my computer"
  13. 2023-09-12 at 3:41 PM UTC
    #13
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra LOL put it on the dog and if your roommate asks where it came from say you don't know it didn't have a name on it

    but the dog likes its new collar

    i wonder what if like, you intentionally put those pup play leashes on your actual dog and take it out pretending not knowing what those BDSM leashes are really for.

    what would people think.
  14. 2023-09-12 at 4 PM UTC
    #14
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    a dog wearing a leather dog mask

    I DON'T KNOW
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  15. 2023-09-12 at 4:12 PM UTC
    #15
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    as muzzles.
  16. 2023-09-12 at 4:17 PM UTC
    #16
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
  17. 2023-09-12 at 4:20 PM UTC
    #17
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    is that supposed to be princess leela, leeia ?

    or what was it.
  18. 2023-09-20 at 8 PM UTC
    #18
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Princess Latisha
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