2023-09-19 at 11:43 PM UTC
Hey guys I'm going to level with you. I need shelter. I'm looking for somewhere to crash for a bit until I can get a steady job and assisted housing. My net worth is around 10k, I have about 175$ Dollars liquid and 1200$ in stocks that can be liquidated in 3-5 days. I have a car, phone and laptop. I am willing to do anything it takes to get shelter. I will pay rent, do chores, and sexually satisfy you if needed (I'm not gay but I'm willing to be gay for shelter.) I am currently around Roscoe IL, I am DoorDashing for money currently. Please consider.
Thanks guys for all of the advice, by the way.
2023-09-20 at 12:09 AM UTC
Yeah I’m pretty close but I already have another deadbeat junkie from a website on my couch sorry man
2023-09-23 at 11:22 AM UTC
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[the staring tame crusher]
You can buy ticket to UK and do my ironing for me?
2023-09-23 at 11:35 AM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
Originally posted by Kingoffrogs
I'm not moving countries, and I don't think I have enough money either.
I didn't say you could stay I just want my ironing done.
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