I'm ready to retire

1. 2023-09-18 at 10:29 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Meikai Yours might well be! Let me rephrase: I'm raking in an amount ≈ the average amount received through the Canadian Pension Plan, only I never paid into that system and get to do it for [potentially, up to] 3 times longer than any pensioner.

   
   My income is for life, not reviewable, not taxable, and I can earn as much as I want without affecting it. That is called retirement. If you earn above a certain amount you get cut off of the high titty Sean. That is called welfare.
2. 2023-09-18 at 10:55 PM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker My income is for life, not reviewable, not taxable, and I can earn as much as I want without affecting it. That is called retirement. If you earn above a certain amount you get cut off of the high titty Sean. That is called welfare.

   
   >earn
   
   Yeah, I ain't doing that with anything except a bullet.
3. 2023-09-18 at 10:56 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   Anyway, how's the bar & grill?
4. 2023-09-19 at 11:49 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Meikai Anyway, how's the bar & grill?

   
   An enjoyable daily challenge
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   • jerryb
5. 2023-09-19 at 1:10 PM UTC

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   jerryb African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker An enjoyable daily challenge

   
   It's not work if you enjoy it. Things are a lot nicer when you don't have to do it and like Jiggaboo says having fuck you money.
   
   Like myself, I don't mind working on some guys car I've known for years. I don't need to do it and tell them if you need it done fast go some place else. I get a little extra pocket money, get a little exercise and shoot the shit with people.
   
   Every old guy I saw die right after retirement basically just watched TV all day and had no outside interest.
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   • Speedy Parker
6. 2023-09-19 at 2:28 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by jerryb Every old guy I saw die right after retirement basically just watched TV all day and had no outside interest.

   
   I've seen that too many times to sit in a recliner and die.