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My Oldje Man's a Dustman
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Now here's a little story...to tell it is a must.
About an unsung hero that moves away yer dust.
Some people make a fortune, others earn a mint.
My oldje man don't earn much...in fact...he's flippin' skint !
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Oh...my oldje man's a dustman.
He engages in a lot of masturbation.
He wears gorblimey trousers
And he lives in a space station
He looks a proper nana in his great big hobnail boots
And everytime he pulls 'em up...he calls 'em daisy roots.
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Now some give tips at Thanksgiving, and some of 'em forget.
When my oldje man next goes around, he sticks the fucking tip in
Now one oldje man got nasty and to the Council wrote.
The next time my oldje man went there he punched 'im up the froat.
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One day he found a tige's head nailed to a piece of wood.
The tige looked quite mis'rable as I suppose he should.
Just then from out the window a voice began to wail
" Hey you, where's mah tige's head ? "
" Four foot from his tail ! "
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One day whilst in a hurry he missed a lady's bin
He hadn't gone but a few yards when she chased after him.
" What game do you think you're playing ? "
She cried right from the heart.
" You've missed me, am I too late ? "
" Nah...jump up on the minecart ! "
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Though my oldje man's a dustman he's got an 'eart o' gold.
He got married recently though he's 69 years old.
We said " Hey, hang on Oldje, you're getting past yer prime. "
He said " Well when you get my age the youngje girls stay youngje all the tinne ".
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Yes, my oldje man's a dustman, he wears a dustman's hat.
He wears gorblimey trousers and he lives in a Council flat.
So next time you see a dustman looking all pale and sad...
Don't kick him in the dustbin...it might be my oldje Dad !
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