I'm ready to retire

1. 2023-08-24 at 1:25 AM UTC

   #1
   kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
   No point in sitting around regurgitating the same ol' "shuck and jive"
2. 2023-08-24 at 1:27 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If you can make ends meet then retirement is an obvious step.
3. 2023-08-24 at 1:29 AM UTC

   #3
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   You ain't even tired yet nigga
   
   

   Originally posted by Donald Trump If you can make ends meet then retirement is an obvious step.

   
   I like the meat in the middle
4. 2023-08-24 at 1:29 AM UTC

   #4
   kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
   I don't want anybody getting hurt
5. 2023-08-24 at 1:30 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by kick I don't want anybody getting hurt

   
   I do
   
   I want to hurt people
6. 2023-08-24 at 5:39 AM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   I retired before I was ever gainfully employed.
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   • jerryb
7. 2023-08-24 at 5:43 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   
   
   Wagies HATE her. Find out how this tranny beat the system with one weird trick.
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   • The Self Taught Man
8. 2023-08-24 at 5:45 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump If you can make ends meet then retirement is an obvious step.

   
   making ends meet sounds like something homosexuals do to "love" each other,
9. 2023-09-11 at 8:18 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny making ends meet sounds like something homosexuals do to "love" each other,

   
   You and your gay agenda.
10. 2023-09-11 at 8:19 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Meikai I retired before I was ever gainfully employed.

    
    Have you literally never had a job?
11. 2023-09-11 at 11:17 PM UTC

    #11
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You and your gay agenda.

    
    meeting me halfway ?
12. 2023-09-12 at 12:07 PM UTC

    #12
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny meeting me halfway ?

    
    ...laughing at you from the side lines as you try and move the goal posts.
13. 2023-09-12 at 1:12 PM UTC

    #13
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]

    Originally posted by Rape Monster Have you literally never had a job?

    
    shes my secretary actuasl;luyy
14. 2023-09-17 at 12:41 PM UTC

    #14
    

    jerryb African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Meikai I retired before I was ever gainfully employed.

    
    That's fucking awesome, trust me working sucks ass. Unless your one of those guys that win the lottery and say they'll keep working down at the factory. Must suck to be so boring your life is a stinking factory.
15. 2023-09-17 at 2:16 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Meikai I retired before I was ever gainfully employed.

    
    That's called welfare not retirement nigger
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    • jerryb, 
    • Jiggaboo_Johnson
16. 2023-09-17 at 2:49 PM UTC

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    jerryb African Astronaut
    I tell people I'm retard instead of retired. Fuckers will not leave me alone for more than a few days. I get suckered into working on someones junker, actually I don't mind helping out an old customer I've done work for years. Good chance to stay active, make a little cash and those old guys worse than women because I get to hear all the gossip in the area.
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    • Meikai
17. 2023-09-17 at 3:14 PM UTC

    #17
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    women shouldn't be allowed outside if you ask me
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    • jerryb
18. 2023-09-18 at 11:58 AM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That's called welfare not retirement nigger

    
    From the perspective of the person living off a miniscule pension from their 20s vs their 60s, it's basically the same thing. Only difference is I never had to pay into the system, I just leech.
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    • jerryb
19. 2023-09-18 at 1:02 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Meikai From the perspective of the person living off a miniscule pension from their 20s vs their 60s, it's basically the same thing. Only difference is I never had to pay into the system, I just leech.

    
    My retirement is $4736.29 per month Sparky
20. 2023-09-18 at 10:25 PM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker My retirement is $4736.29 per month Sparky

    
    Yours might well be! Let me rephrase: I'm raking in an amount ≈ the average amount received through the Canadian Pension Plan, only I never paid into that system and get to do it for [potentially, up to] 3 times longer than any pensioner.