Piper the dog, with a bone by his side,
Chillin' in the living room, takin' life in stride,
Flippin' through channels, on YouTube he rides,
Little did he know, a wild ride would soon collide.
He's watchin' funny cats and pups,
When the signal glitches, and his eyes light up,
The government's hijacked, but Piper's no chump,
He's about to start a movement, yeah, that's what's up!
The screen starts to glow, a conspiracy unfolds,
Jeff Hunter did 9/11, or so the story's told,
Piper's ears perk up, his tail starts to fold,
He's gonna dig for the truth, in this tale of oldje
He's watchin' funny cats and pups,
When the signal glitches, and his eyes light up,
The government's hijacked, but Piper's no chump,
He's about to start a movement, yeah, that's what's up!
Piper's not a detective, but he's no slouch,
He starts a BBS, gonna figure this out,
With every byte he gathers, he's breakin' down doubt,
The truth is his mission, no room for a pout.
He's watchin' funny cats and pups,
When the signal glitches, and his eyes light up,
The government's hijacked, but Piper's no chump,
He's about to start a movement, yeah, that's what's up!
He's on the case, like Sherlock with fur,
Uncovering secrets, it's a noisy ol' blur,
Piper's no stranger to a digital slur,
He's barkin' up the right tree, that's for sure.
BARK BARK BARK
