My aunt is in hospice care.

1. 2023-09-13 at 8:24 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   She is 93 years young.
   Her back is broken in 3 places and she can't get out of bed.
   It's lame.
2. 2023-09-13 at 8:47 AM UTC

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   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   Rig armor plating to a rascal scooter like a mini killdozer and let her go out like an OG
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3. 2023-09-13 at 8:49 AM UTC

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   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
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4. 2023-09-13 at 3:03 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by totse2118

   
   I just watched it for the 2st time.
5. 2023-09-13 at 3:06 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   My Condolences.
6. 2023-09-13 at 4:48 PM UTC

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   Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

   Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Ok, so I get you're old and all in hospice, but it's gotta be jumpin. Imagine this:
   
   You wake up at 6 AM and get visited by a PAWG nurse that washes your ass for you. Then, you take 100 MG of morphine. an hour later, you're ballin down to the lunch room to eat some bomb-ass food like bacon and eggs with fruit, sitting back with some people you haven't seen since highschool, feeling pretty good and on your 2nd cup of coffee. You hang out with them, then go back to your room and watch tv for a bit. Lunch comes around, you eat lunch and go watch a movie n the theater room with your friends, chilling out.
   
   And then comes dinner.
   
   Next thing you know you're eating cheeseburger with baked beans and potato chips and a slice of apple pie, fuck yeah. You get back to your room and another cutie gives you your 150 MG of morphine, and now you're really faded. You spend the next hour on the couch talking to friends on facebook or what not, and then you go to bed at 8 PM.

   
   Hospice care (whether in a nursing home or not) is extremely peaceful. She made it a very, very long time before needing it as well. It will be ok
7. 2023-09-13 at 5:44 PM UTC

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   toilet clogger Houston
   Have an attorney write up a will and have her sign her possessions and or properties to you
8. 2023-09-14 at 12:30 AM UTC

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   Chios Honey African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fonaplats She is 93 years young.
   Her back is broken in 3 places and she can't get out of bed.
   It's lame.

   
   Thats not what Hospice is. She's dying? or she just is having a hard time healing?
   
   I'm sorry for your aunt, Fona. She lived a goodlife I'm sure. 93. Hell that's bonus years but still. 93? is she a Great Aunt? like your mother's Aunt?
9. 2023-09-14 at 12:31 AM UTC

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   Chios Honey African Astronaut

   Originally posted by toilet clogger Have an attorney write up a will and have her sign her possessions and or properties to you

   
   Thats collusion, Mother fucker. Stick a plunger in your clogger
10. 2023-09-14 at 4:34 PM UTC

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    toilet clogger Houston

    Originally posted by Chios Honey Thats collusion, Mother fucker. Stick a plunger in your clogger

    
    no its ok i promise
11. 2023-09-14 at 4:39 PM UTC

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    Chios Honey African Astronaut

    Originally posted by toilet clogger no its ok i promise

    
    I have experienced this. you will get family members that dislike each other fighting over her "sanity" during this. that Fona conspired to have her do this when no one else was around. giving him the advantage against her less than sound mind. it's held up before. Its not a court but a panel of 3 arbitrators who get to make the final decision in most US States. Not sure about Ohio but most states its like this.