2023-09-13 at 8:05 AM UTC
Bro it's like the classic police excuse, "I didn't know it was there."
i gave my friend more money than I ever gave him and told him to HOOK IT UP and DON"T FUCK UP and told him he can pull a gram out of the bag beofre he gives me his contact's prices (They're good enough that 2.5 for the price he told me is very good, 3.5 for 100 is very good, so good in fact (he's hoemeless and I know it) I told him ya u take 1 off the top broski u deserve it.
I waited two hours and this nigga never came back with shit. I got college in the morning, I just woke up now at 4am, i was very irritated to see that the door was locked, and my roommate said "No he come back. Very intoxicito." and I Just feel this shitty part of my heart turn and I think man did this nigga really fuck me out of a hundred bucks
I go to tak ea piss and hear crinkling in my pocket LOL, the fucking pocket is zipped (I don't do this unless i'm swimming or something) and I hear this crinkle.
motherfucker left me 2.6g in my pocket and zipped it back up while I was sleeping Haha cuz u know first thing you think is oh I probably got fucked over in some manner. Dude just put it in myp ocket double bagged and sealed it with the zipper i was like this nigga, oh and he gave me a bicycle to get to college with that day too, but said he needed a little something for himself and I said fuck it I got 100 on it, you want a third?
ngl, i'm impressed with my handyman once again even if he did break my door knob.
2023-09-13 at 8:12 AM UTC
i went to look for a better bag and my roommate told me off because I wanted to turn on the light (also known as abuse last week) so I could grab some shit out of my drawer. He sleeps 90% of the day but it's very important to sleep for him.
I said "You just fucked yourself out of the meth."
"METH?! TENGO METH?!" now his eyes are all wide and so are mine and he can't figure it out. I said no sleep is important, i'm a piece of shit cuz i wanted to put it in a bag, I made one out of tinfoil
he says "METH FOR ME?"
LOL
I said no and repeated the words he just said about needing rest and not turning on the light. I apolgozied for wanting the light on, he said no no it's okay and turned the light on and is sitting there waiting LOL
waiting for what? I was a piece of shit because you needed rest, now I can't be a good friena nd deprieve you of your rest since you explained how important it is to you, he said he doesn't need rest, i said idk I needed the light.
I'mma give him a bump in a celophane right before I go to college and I already found teh most beautiful hiding spot anyone can imagine. I Just opened up a highlighter shoved it in there, and put it in this giant metal container of pens he has in a drawer, but you'd have to breka each of them open to find 1 highlighter and break that open to find it, I guarantee he rifles through all my shit (i thin that's how you spell rifles like goes through) while I am in college but he'll never think a broken highlighter in a can would be it.
2023-09-13 at 4:56 PM UTC
Sounds like turning over a new leaf/adulting thing is going great!
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> come home to find him with the stash highlighter in his ass
