Fona's Painful Testical Problem

1. 2023-09-12 at 12:38 PM UTC

   #21
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Since I don't have to eat, I don't have to shit. Since I don't have to shit, I don't have to wipe.
   
   
   
   * photo courtesy of the Covid Toilet Paper Police
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Fonaplats, 
   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2023-09-12 at 12:40 PM UTC

   #22
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   no logs no masters
3. 2023-09-12 at 12:50 PM UTC

   #23
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
   
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   Imagine being so dumb as to put a beverage on top of toilet paper...
4. 2023-09-12 at 5:38 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Since I don't have to eat, I don't have to shit. Since I don't have to shit, I don't have to wipe.
   
   
   
   * photo courtesy of the Covid Toilet Paper Police

   
   That was bizarre.
   
   All the toilet paper bought up. Not a bit of soft paper in the supermarkets, unless you were willing to buy those little pocket sized packets of 10 handkerchiefs.
5. 2023-09-12 at 7:12 PM UTC

   #25
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   
6. 2023-09-12 at 7:13 PM UTC

   #26
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump That was bizarre.
   
   All the toilet paper bought up. Not a bit of soft paper in the supermarkets, unless you were willing to buy those little pocket sized packets of 10 handkerchiefs.

   
   Everyone was terrified of the danger of having an unwiped bum.
7. 2023-09-12 at 7:34 PM UTC

   #27
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   well bro look what happens look at fona, self help mustcbe taken first in order to be able to do anything else.
8. 2023-09-12 at 7:53 PM UTC

   #28
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Everyone was terrified of the danger of having an unwiped bum.

   
   ..or having to use their masturbation sock.
9. 2023-09-12 at 7:54 PM UTC

   #29
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   guys did we figure out why he has pimples on his tite sac yet
   
   ive inverted my underwear and worn them an extra day before and nothing bad like this happened to swim
10. 2023-09-12 at 9:13 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    i heard fonaplat's mother taught him to wipe from back to front.
    
    Likely why she only had one child.
11. 2023-09-24 at 10:49 PM UTC

    #31
    

    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Holy fuck not only was this at 9:11am on 9/11 but you have the twin towers of cysts on yo nutsack and this post is like an additional tragedy