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  1. #61
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nah, the pussy move is buying them breakfast and a blanket.

    FR homeless people are taking up space, it costs literally every US citizen some amount of money. I would hypothetically be doing US Citizens and their families nationwide a favor.
  2. #62
    ..they keep shitting behind the dumpster at work. I keep having to send out one of the underlings to hose it down.
  3. #63
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs FR homeless people are taking up space, it costs literally every US citizen some amount of money. I would hypothetically be doing US Citizens and their families nationwide a favor.

    We pay way more for fake wars so we can give money to Lockheed Martin, Raytheon, et al. How about you go and blow up their home offices or assassinate senators that sponsor spending bills that give them money. (In minecraft)

    That would be a far greater public service. The amount of public spending on “the homeless” is a joke it’s like nothing. Maybe a tenth of one percent.
  4. #64
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..they keep shitting behind the dumpster at work. I keep having to send out one of the underlings to hose it down.

    So you’re saying they create jobs, isn’t that something conservatives like? Jobs?
  5. #65
    I'm just joshing about killing them. I've often volunteered at the woman's shelter and offered a hot meal and hot shower to runaway teens.
  6. #66
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..they keep shitting behind the dumpster at work. I keep having to send out one of the underlings to hose it down.

    When I worked at a Taco-Bell on 1297 West Lane Road Machesney Park IL, a homeless guy lived behind our dumpster. Everytime we called the cops on him, he would hide behind the Starbuck's dumpster about 300 feet away. It took like 3 or 4 separate occasions of him getting found back there by people taking out trash for him to get arrested.
  7. #67
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..they keep shitting behind the dumpster at work. I keep having to send out one of the underlings to hose it down.

    Lay a few realistic fake snakes there.
  8. #68
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..they keep shitting behind the dumpster at work. I keep having to send out one of the underlings to hose it down.

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  9. #69
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Don't forget to take a change of clothes and dump the ones you are wearing….tiny blood splatter from blunt trauma is impossible to get rid of. Just go to goodwill buy a bunch of pants/shirts and burn them immediately…that's what I used to do when I was on that whore killing spree.

    buy blouses and short skirts.

    you want them to look for a woman / trans if there happened to be cameras.
  10. #70
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Lay a few realistic fake snakes there.

    snaketral has a penchant for snakeses.
  11. #71
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny buy blouses and short skirts.

    you want them to look for a woman / trans if there happened to be cameras.

    Why wear clothes?? You're already killing people.
  12. #72
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny snaketral has a penchant for snakeses.

    It works to keep the birds away, so it must work for shitters.
  13. #73
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster They're more fun than being addicted to methadone at least

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  14. #74
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Why wear clothes?? You're already killing people.

    because you dont want to get your genitals bitten off during the struggle.

    like our friend who bit another mans nut off after he was bitten in the nose.
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  15. #75
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It works to keep the birds away, so it must work for shitters.

    goose, gander, shitter.
  16. #76
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 to make it look like a robbery /mugging gone bad vs a targeted hit.

    If you were gonna do it more than once you would want to switch up MO's and locations like you could maybe do the one but you will start leaving a trail no matter how well and clean you plan it

    It's also a more hands on approach, actual violence instead of poisoning someone and waiting for them to die, that's my guess why.

    I'm not sure how they are near you but when I was homeless I always had a good size knife on me and pretty much every homeless person I knew did too so there would be a chance it might not work out in your favor. Best bet would be to catch them from behind while they're looking away from you.

    Also if you are in a city, which I assume because that's where most homeless people are, there's always a chance that someone might be looking out a window at you so you would want to definitely make sure you did it in an area where nobody could possibly see you because motherfuckers are nosey.
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