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  1. Originally posted by Rape Monster I grew up eating lead paint chips and turned out completely fine

    Any brain issues?
  2. Originally posted by Chios Honey …why when parents come in and freak out.. the child freezes up like "Oh fuck and swallows it whole so Mom doesn't find it, I got caught tasting something sweet without adult supervision"
  3. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
  4. Imagine accidentally falling into lava. You would basically turn instantly into a cloud of steam, and your bones would "skate" around on the surface for a second or two before turning into little fireballs. Nothing at all left, and it all happens in about three seconds. Instant vaporization.
  5. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    sounds...........chill
    ❉ ❊ ❃ ❅ ❄ ❉ ❊ ❃ ❅ ❄ ❉ ❊ ❃ ❅ ❄ ❉ ❊ ❃ ❅ ❄ ❉ ❊ ❃ ❅ ❄ ❉ ❊ ❃ ❅ ❄ ❉ ❊ ❃ ❅ ❄ ❉ ❊ ❃ ❅ ❄ ❉ ❊ ❃ ❅ ❄ ❉ ❊ ❃ ❅ ❄ ❉ ❊ ❃ ❅ ❄ ❉ ❊ ❃ ❅ ❄؋ 𐐝 ├┤𐐄 ❄ ├┤𐐄 ❅ Ϻ𐐁𐐊𐐊ץ 𐐕հ𐐊ꜟ𐑈𐐆Ϻ𐐨𐑈 ❃ ├┤𐐄 ❊ ├┤𐐄 ❉ ♠ ؋ ؋ 𐐝 ├┤𐐄 ❄ ├┤𐐄 ❅ Ϻ𐐁𐐊𐐊ץ 𐐕հ𐐊ꜟ𐑈𐐆Ϻ𐐨𐑈 ❃ ├┤𐐄 ❊ ├┤𐐄 ❉ ♠ ؋

    ؋ 𐐝 ├┤𐐄 ❄ ├┤𐐄 ❅ Ϻ𐐁𐐊𐐊ץ 𐐕հ𐐊ꜟ𐑈𐐆Ϻ𐐨𐑈 ❃ ├┤𐐄 ❊ ├┤𐐄 ❉ ♠ ؋ ؋ 𐐝 ├┤𐐄 ❄ ├┤𐐄 ❅ Ϻ𐐁𐐊𐐊ץ 𐐕հ𐐊ꜟ𐑈𐐆Ϻ𐐨𐑈 ❃ ├┤𐐄 ❊ ├┤𐐄 ❉ ♠ ؋
  6. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Knitting a quilt
  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    etin a steak
  8. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]


    ?
  9. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    pipeing a piper dog baby boy
  10. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    bout to go to work
  11. Kafka sweaty
    Making progress.

  12. Hey Kafka, where are those nipple photos I requested?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. Originally posted by totse2118 pipeing a piper dog baby boy

    Pedo!
  14. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I got promoted to management at work today
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I got promoted to management at work today

    Did you get a fancy new title with fixed pay and all the hours you can work?
  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Did you get a fancy new title with fixed pay and all the hours you can work?

    I got a raise with better benefits and paid vacation time to basically keep doing what I've already been doing for a while, few new responsibilities but nothing major.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. congrats. Soon you'll get the key to the executive restroom and permission to feel up the secretaries.
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    that was fun
  19. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Hey Kafka, where are those nipple photos I requested?

    Don't forget the strawberry jam on them.
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I got a raise with better benefits and paid vacation time to basically keep doing what I've already been doing for a while, few new responsibilities but nothing major.

    mid grade slaves do get more benefits
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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