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  1. #1
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    For you to bang a dude.

    For me, if the guy is feminine enough, you could probably get me at 4 or 5 drinks to pipe a dude. He'd have to be really, really feminine though, like, MtF-Tranny level feminine. The face shape, hair, voice, eyes, lips, everything has got to look at least on the masculine side of femininity. He has to be short too or it won't work. I'd much rather pipe a girl though

  2. #2
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    would you fuck elliot page though

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood tyranny pussy



    yeah sometimes FtM's prefer to keep their front holes so they can crack a beer with the boys and say "hey fellas if you want to fuck my front hole would that more or less gay than fucking a tranny in the ass?"



    i would take a pass tbh unless I was really drunk and just desperate for a fuck maybe i'd bend them over I mean technically it's not gay to fuck a pussy but at the same time I don't feel right or a strong desire to fuck someone that looks like that ^
    compared to THE FEMBOY FORMALLY KNOWN AS ELLA HOLLYWOOD who I would fuck no questions asked I WOULD GAPE THAT SHITPUSSY



    on the flip side though I would NOT fuck finnster

    because he's a crossdresser, and likes girls (and probably trannies too)

    There is clearly something very wrong here because literally not one of these people is "gay" and are all different shades of bi/tri/tranny sexual so what the fuck is "gay" unless you wanna be a FAGGOT and say WELL IT'S ALL QUEER WE'RE ALL
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    what the fuck even is that ^ I don't know and I don't want to know.
    Clearly we all need to study religion more and go to church
  3. #3
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Mmm that Ellen Degonorrhea bussy looking mighty tite today...
  4. #4
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    What about his vagina though
  5. #5
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by totse2118 What about his vagina though

    I'll pass on the never-used jar of crisco
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]



    i wonder where it all went wrong
  7. #7
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I usually look at the fatter/uglier chicks when I'm drunk, not dudes
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I usually look at the fatter/uglier chicks when I'm drunk, not dudes

    Yeah, I'm pretty sure if alcohol turns you gay then you were at least a little gay to begin with in the first place
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    when i drink I become a polygamist and try to get girls to kiss each other like a harem
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