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If my neighbors house falls on my land is it mine?

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
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    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    OP needs a reason to commit vandalism/property theft.
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    If a kid and his friends are playing frisbee in the street and the frisbee lands on your lawn, do you own it?
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Meikai If a kid and his friends are playing frisbee in the street and the frisbee lands on your lawn, do you own it?

    I own my lawn and I can tell them to get off my lawn and if they don't I can have them trespassed. So if the neighbors house falls onto my property I'll call the cops and have him trespassed so he can't walk into my property even to retrieve his stuff. Then I'll own all his things.
  5. #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camouflet
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camouflet

    The term was originally defined as a countermine dug by defenders to prevent the undermining of a fortress's walls during a siege. The defenders would dig a tunnel under the attackers' tunnel. An explosive charge would be detonated to create a camouflet that would collapse the attackers' tunnel.

    War is fucking crazy... like seriously, this is some Looney Tunes ass shit.
  7. #7
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    >digs tunnel under fortification walls to blow them up
    >builds a tunnel under your tunnel to blow up your tunnel

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  8. #8
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Meikai War is fucking crazy… like seriously, this is some Looney Tunes ass shit.

    lol yeah, in that case I would've thought the explosion in your countermine would fuck up the walls anyway

    I first read about it when they were burying truly massive landmines during WWI in an attempt to wipe out entire armies; the way to 'safely' detonate them was to dig underneath and use a smaller mine to start the reaction.

    according to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mines_on_the_first_day_of_the_Somme#List_of_the_mines

    the larger mines ranged from 18 to almost 30 tonnes
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra lol yeah, in that case I would've thought the explosion in your countermine would fuck up the walls anyway

    I first read about it when they were burying truly massive landmines during WWI in an attempt to wipe out entire armies; the way to 'safely' detonate them was to dig underneath and use a smaller mine to start the reaction.

    according to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mines_on_the_first_day_of_the_Somme#List_of_the_mines

    the larger mines ranged from 18 to almost 30 tonnes

    They did an homage to this in Youjo Senki (in which they're fighting what has always seemed to me to be a weird mix of WWI and WWII - with magic, because anime... point is, lots of trench warfare and they feign a retreat to lure enemy forces over a massive mine and it is glorious). I tried to find the scene on jediTube to no avail.

    I found this though. I think it might be time for a rewatch. I love this psychotic little fucker.

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy

    No, you may not landscape in any manner which causes damage to neighboring property.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker No, you may not landscape in any manner which causes damage to neighboring property.

    If the neighbors tree falls on my house because he lacked of landscaped though, then it's my problem?
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    Originally posted by Meikai War is fucking crazy… like seriously, this is some Looney Tunes ass shit.

    what about men packing your shit?
  13. #13
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by toilet clogger what about men packing your shit?

    If scrons dick gets your asshole's shit on it when butt fucking you does that make it his shit or is it still your shit?
    Sir?
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
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    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Meikai War is fucking crazy…

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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
  17. #17
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Fonaplats If scrons dick gets your asshole's shit on it when butt fucking you does that make it his shit or is it still your shit?
    Sir?

    If your genital herpes ends up in your eyeball, slowly rendering you permanently blind in at least one eye, does that make it eye herpes or is it still genital herpes?
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    Reminds me of my ficus tree quandary
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats If the neighbors tree falls on my house because he lacked of landscaped though, then it's my problem?

    That is an act of god. Nobody is responsible.
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