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2 More Weeks- Prep Now

  1. #1
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Alex Jones who ran ads on totse.com said we're going to be having a nuclear war soon.

    2 more weeks. buy beans and rice before the price of rice and the means for beans skyrockets.

    poop. Oh yeah, Toilet Paper too.
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    No need. I'll be vaporized immediately living in the energy capital of the US...I'll just do my usual grocery shopping thank you.
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    Chios Honey African Astronaut
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    You've been saying "2 weeks" for the past 2 years pal. WHen will you realize nothing EVER happens
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    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No need. I'll be vaporized immediately living in the energy capital of the US…I'll just do my usual grocery shopping thank you.

    'IM NOT THAT GUY' but awesome statement, Bud!

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    Originally posted by totse2118 You've been saying "2 weeks" for the past 2 years pal. WHen will you realize nothing EVER happens

    Your mistake is in thinking he meant "Earthy" weeks.
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    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 You've been saying "2 weeks" for the past 2 years pal. WHen will you realize nothing EVER happens

    but alex said it will. plus the frogs are turning gay
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    ANOTHER ONE
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    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You're mistake is in thinking he meant "Earthy" weeks.

    as opposed to YUranus Weeks?
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    Originally posted by Chios Honey as opposed to YUranus Weeks?

    There's nothing weak about my anus pal.
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    I'll never become a "prepper" it's a gay fad for skiztos and retards

    What the fuck am I supposed to be preparing for exactly? I'm trying to DESTROY EVERYTHING actively every moment I want there to be no food. I want people to die and get hurt.

    You all have to prepare for people like me, and you will never be prepared enough. Your food will go moldy and bad, I'm more like a North Korean vietcong i'm perfectly happy living off maggot infested rice while you would all have a mental breakdown and cry like babies 1 week with no electricity

    I've gone entire winters without power and heating it's easy, living off the land is simple like the native Americans they never prepped for anything and lived perfectly fine in harmony with nature
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    When the grid goes down your way of living becomes impossible, your life ends until the power is back on.


    Mine improves no matter what because I'm not part of your faggot kike economy. CHOP DOWN ALL THE POWER LINES AND LEARN TO GROW YOUR OWN FOOD, NIGGERS. When the grid goes down I just have MORE FUN

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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    You should be actively destroying the grid, trying to bring it down. Someone needs to stress test the system!

    throw a molotov cocktail at a tree and watch everyone FREAK THE FUCK OUT COUGH COUGH OH NO MY POOR EYES
    fuck the power grid and fuck your bank and fake jedi nigger money, faggots
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    The aliens have already completely disabled US nuclear silo computers and nuclear missiles in the past, several times, so that would indicate they don't want full-scale nuclear attacks to occur and will absolutely intervene to prevent it. That would mean the next big thing will be face to face.
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    Originally posted by totse2118 You should be actively destroying the grid, trying to bring it down. Someone needs to stress test the system!

    throw a molotov cocktail at a tree and watch everyone FREAK THE FUCK OUT COUGH COUGH OH NO MY POOR EYES
    fuck the power grid and fuck your bank and fake jedi nigger money, faggots

    FED.
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    hey aliens don't forget about the dual key lock system I already planned out how to do it just fax me the codes and i'll press the dang button myself

    WHAT YOU THINK I WON'T???? IF aliens asked me to do it I 100% would even if it meant my own death. Even though I would probably get instantly vaporized and die twice in an instant and everyone I knew or loved would be gone and the truth lost to the sands of time for all eternity

    Originally posted by totse2118

    if you just went in there by yourself and knocked our all the guards it would be impossible to arm yourself even if you knew all the codes you would either need a very fancy rig and have it with you or another person helping

    and you gotta like hold the thing open and the turn has to be EXACT perfect same timing within 1 second

    You would also have to get the other guy drunk and get him to agree to turn the key also at the same time

    Originally posted by totse2118 they require two keys and make the buttons far enough apart that no one man could turn the keys to arm it at the same time

    you would need some kind of rig that can turn a key across a room with the same motion at the same time you turn yours and have it lock in place like those steering wheel things


    This is why nukes need to be legal that power cannot be regulated by the state forever. I'm not saying one mad scientist SHOULD blow up the planet but if corporations were the one's in control of nuclear weapons it wouldn't be much better or different. Clearly the only answer is a technology based one and some christians would say such apocalyptic things are end times as fuck but I agree things can get a lot worse and crazier which makes "revelations predictions" much spookier if you ask me like anyone can come up with OH THERE WILL BE A ONE WORLD GOBERMENT WE ALL GET BILL GATES MACRO CHIPPED INTO COMPLYING WITH THE GREAT SATAN



    muh covid muh WW3 muh society crumbling muh economy

    muh 2012 muh zombie apocalypse it's all skitzo and not very future thinking if you ask me (nobody asks me) #donttellem


    https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2022/12/08/about-four-in-ten-u-s-adults-believe-humanity-is-living-in-the-end-times/
    https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/1257685/Coronavirus-prophecy-end-of-world-COVID19-Bible-end-times


  17. #17
    There's also a secret master-override button hidden in the Pentagon. One man, one push... and that's all she wrote.
  18. #18
    jerryb African Astronaut
    I live down the road from Oak Ridge, bring it nigga I'm about tired of this gay world anyway.
  19. #19
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jerryb I live down the road from Oak Ridge, bring it nigga I'm about tired of this gay world anyway.

    the Nuclear power plant? I have a family member who worked on modernizing it. I think things are starting to take a turn here. he did a lot of contract work in Iraq as well. and a certain "Fren" worked for the 'three' emb
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    WellHung Black Hole
    You want distractions from the bleakness of day-to-day living, Chios. All of us want to be a piece of 'The Big Picture.'
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