I can't think of a catchy thread title...

1. 2016-08-13 at 12:17 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Realtree Camo with the Carhartt blade
   Came from the place where the hatred was made
   I'mma make it dark like its late in the day
   No matter what I think, you gonna hate what I say
   Earnhardt blunts, smoking like we in a race
   Friends turn cold like the blood in my veins
   Thoughts in my mind, like the dirt in my graves
   So I press my head to the wall, till it breaks
   
   Take me back home, where the moon don't glow
   Where the sun don't shine, where the kids don't roll
   Uptown where the youth get drowned
   In the rag full of ether cause the kids don't know
   Suicide rate up high when the winter rolls in and the money still low
   And when he feels that snow, he knows it's the only way to get out the cold
   
   Get out the cold, get out the cold, life's too tough, bitch, please let me know
   I take your life and turn it to gold
   Roll my dope and turn to a ghost
   Who you really think going harder than me?
   Bitch, I'm dead bitch, bitch, I'm dead
   Bitch I don't even breathe!
   Said who you really think going harder than me?
   Bitch, I'm dead bitch, I'm dead
   Bitch I don't even breathe!
   
   Feelin' something like Rick Moranis
   Blew up the kid, now he doin' damage
   You oughta know like my name’s Alanis
   Hate on me, take a seat, young Christopher Hansen
   I don't sweat all day, just to lie in a mansion
   I break blunts like glass when you get the banshee
   R2, R2, L1, R2 up, down, left, right then I get to bangin
2. 2016-08-13 at 2:08 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   born on the streets!!
3. 2016-08-13 at 2:48 AM UTC

   #3
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   I liked lines 1-3, as well as 11-19. Not particularly my cup of tea, for the most part, but I can appreciate the effort as a writer. I also wanted to let you know I sent you an email (to the address you emailed me from a while back) to ask a question since the fucking stupid PM system does work (Lanny.. It would be nice if we could have just a few basic functions that worked on this shithole site...)
4. 2016-08-13 at 3:21 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   I liked lines 1-3, as well as 11-19. Not particularly my cup of tea, for the most part, but I can appreciate the effort as a writer. I also wanted to let you know I sent you an email (to the address you emailed me from a while back) to ask a question since the fucking stupid PM system does work (Lanny.. It would be nice if we could have just a few basic functions that worked on this shithole site…)

   
   Replied.
5. 2016-08-13 at 3:33 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I liked lines 1-3, as well as 11-19. Not particularly my cup of tea, for the most part, but I can appreciate the effort as a writer. I also wanted to let you know I sent you an email (to the address you emailed me from a while back) to ask a question since the fucking stupid PM system does work (Lanny.. It would be nice if we could have just a few basic functions that worked on this shithole site…)

   You're missing the point. This forum is a perfect simulation of what life would be like on a 100 crew spaceship with no law or order.
   We have the aloof captain Lanny who has sealed himself in the cockpit and does not like to be disturbed.
   
   We have even had a few deaths already. The last thing this crew needs is a whiney female and a baby complaining about the mechanical and electrical functions of this station..
   
   I'm the chief enginigga! And according to me EVERYTHING IS WORKING 100% JUST FINE, OKIE DOKIE?. You know what else works? The Mass Driver. It launches stuff out of the space ship at 1000 miles an hour Hurling towards earth until it burns up in the atmosphere.
   
   And it seats two
6. 2016-08-13 at 3:35 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   You're missing the point. This forum is a perfect simulation of what life would be like on a 100 crew spaceship with no law or order.
   We have the aloof captain Lanny who has sealed himself in the cockpit and does not like to be disturbed.
   
   We have even had a few deaths already. The last thing this crew needs is a whiney female and a baby complaining about the mechanical and electrical functions of this station..
   
   I'm the chief enginigga! And according to me EVERYTHING IS WORKING 100% JUST FINE, OKIE DOKIE?. You know what else works? The Mass Driver. It launches stuff out of the space ship at 1000 miles an hour Hurling towards earth until it burns up in the atmosphere.
   
   And it seats two

   
   If you are chief enginigga what would be my title if any if you were to make one up/bestow one upon me?
7. 2016-08-13 at 4:05 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   According to space law you would probably be Head of Security. Protect us from spammers, hackers and DDOS.
   
   Lanny is the captain though, its his ship so he outranks everyone.
   
   I was a captain once and I see where he is coming from though. When I had all that comfy power and responsibility I used the time to teach myself useful skills that still benefit me today. I can see not wanting to interact with a lot of people, I was exactly the same. Being captain isn't an easy job.
   
   I just sat around the bridge and kept the lights on, that's how I picture Lanny.. Just floating around the bridge, being mysterious and cool. Occasionally discussing life and philosophy at the bar.
   
   
   
8. 2016-08-13 at 4:45 AM UTC

   #8
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Chief Security Officer; Cyber Space Division.
   
   Or just call me: Techpriest Enginseer, because i conjure the spirits of the computer with my spells.