Do you hit it?!?!?

1. 2023-09-08 at 1:20 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
   Context:
   
   Kabul, Afghanistan. 09/07/2023
   
   You and a few of the Taliban are running a road bloackade collecting tolls from passing citizens. One of your fellow jihadists whispers to you "Inshallah tonight will be good".
   
   Later, he finds you in your tent. He gets you to come outside with him, presenting you with the most blindingly gorgeous pipe in all of existence:
   
   
   
   That's right, motherfucker. You're about to smoke some of the purest, snow-white, most kick-ass smack you've ever seen in your pathetic life.
   
   He whispers to you "Come, brother, it is not haram because there is no hukum which forbids drugs, let alone 98.5% pure heroin."
   
   Do you hit the pipe with your new friend, or do you reject this potentially perilous product???
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   • Meikai
2. 2023-09-08 at 1:44 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   The temptation is great but only Allah can make me feel euphoric. When you have danced with the Sufis, what joy can worldly chemicals truly provide you? Walahi brother, that shit isn't worth it. It will kill you. Just speen.
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   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2023-09-08 at 1:50 AM UTC

   #3
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   its the babyloniam pipe of ire a sacred relic of my hebrew religion!