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2023-09-01 at 3:15 AM UTCits a new technology company im starting.
havfe you ever went to safe way when youre ready to chill down and they literary dont have enough places to buy beer , you have to stand in line like a jackass and give up and drive to sleven eleven where the beer costs the same anyway and the arabs actually run two registers and keep that line moving
introducing mailmebeer #lilsportyshomelife boudin sausage gang
all theywe do is mail you a box of beer every day literary bypassing the lines and you just come home to ice cold beer, i expect 'the company' to go 50x
not a bad return for sitting around drinking the coldest beer in town right to youre doorstep, as you wish -
2023-09-01 at 4:30 AM UTCyou didn't get this from me
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2023-09-06 at 9:25 PM UTC
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2023-09-06 at 9:49 PM UTCthe newest hit song I can't believe how popular this technology has become
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2023-09-06 at 11:35 PM UTCI thought this thread was going to involve a way to get free beer mailed to me.
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2023-09-07 at 12:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley I thought this thread was going to involve a way to get free beer mailed to me.
Heard. I thought it was going to be about spicy latinas that want to give a lot of blowjobs and work IT toot IT scoot IT because thatIS howDEY DEURRRRRRRIYTYTT
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2023-09-07 at 12:17 AM UTCA nice box of palcohol comin at ya….
Packaged in one-ounce packets, the powdered alcohol is mixed with 6 ounces of water, soda, or juice. The result is an instant alcoholic drink. The alcohol content of one packet is equivalent to the alcohol in one shot. -
2023-09-07 at 12:27 AM UTCI found out I can order a keg of 211 Steel Reserve for about 60% the price of getting it in cans.
I got a sexy maintenance guy who comes over the day after I call him for anything. He doesn't even charge me and brings meth, in return I store his stuff at my house. Fixed my door, my air conditioner, door handle, installed a security camera, gave me head, and always brings over meth. Twice he found weed (lives outside in the ghetto) and literally put it in his giant caravan (rides a tricycle loaded to the brim with tools and bullshit), he's gonna put in a better lock onto my door and I want the camera outside adjusted but it's screwed in too tight. And he brings me all the weed he finds.
I figure he can cut a hole in a round piece of wood and allow for me to just use the keg (I drink beer at room temperature) in the center of my living room with a spout hanging out of it, but I imagine I would just black out drinking for a couple weeks till it runs dry. Ther'es like 250 cans or some retarded amount in each keg and it's like 150$ or some shit.
how cool would that be when you come over to my house and the living room table is a keg with a spout in the center and I Just got a stack of cups sitting ont he wooden circle I use as the top? -
2023-09-07 at 12:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by A College Professor its a new technology company im starting.
havfe you ever went to safe way when youre ready to chill down and they literary dont have enough places to buy beer , you have to stand in line like a jackass and give up and drive to sleven eleven where the beer costs the same anyway and the arabs actually run two registers and keep that line moving
introducing mailmebeer #lilsportyshomelife boudin sausage gang
all theywe do is mail you a box of beer every day literary bypassing the lines and you just come home to ice cold beer, i expect 'the company' to go 50x
not a bad return for sitting around drinking the coldest beer in town right to youre doorstep, as you wish
So isn't it illegal to just drop off alcohol without checking ID first? -
2023-09-07 at 1 AM UTC
Originally posted by Chios Honey So isn't it illegal to just drop off alcohol without checking ID first?
Not if you made an attempt to confirm they were 21 by any means. If they send you a pic of an ID and you get there, they committed fraud, you committed a delivery.
Same thing if a 19 year old walked into the corner store I used to work at and wanted all these fu-fu drinks (idk what you call them, for bitches) and he wants tequila rose and then he wants rumchata and has half a mustache to his face, and the ID is very clearly him but older (it's his brother or father or friend) and I look at it and serve them.
I'm a victim of fraud and he committed it, you're not responsible for the behavior of criminals taking advantage of you. -
2023-09-07 at 1:12 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-07 at 1:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley Not if you made an attempt to confirm they were 21 by any means. If they send you a pic of an ID and you get there, they committed fraud, you committed a delivery.
Same thing if a 19 year old walked into the corner store I used to work at and wanted all these fu-fu drinks (idk what you call them, for bitches) and he wants tequila rose and then he wants rumchata and has half a mustache to his face, and the ID is very clearly him but older (it's his brother or father or friend) and I look at it and serve them.
I'm a victim of fraud and he committed it, you're not responsible for the behavior of criminals taking advantage of you.
Depends on the state. many states like NY and I'm sure California and Oregon will make sure you confirm their ID in person because if they die in an accident from alcohol consumption and are underage their parents can sue you. Because they were not responsible for the contract because people under the age of 18 can't be held to a contract without their parent or an attorney representing them in real time.
some states might allow it though -
2023-09-07 at 7:26 AM UTCif they awren't happy with a faxed scan of your id they can fuck off thats literally KYC
oh sorry SDOERRY heere please make sure to send it NUDE HOLD IT UP SO THE CAMERA CAN SEE YOUR COCK AND BALLS make sure your face is fully visable and hold up a sign saying "i'm a little bitch"
this is for federal KNOW YOUR CUSTOMER laws okay either do thar or youre a criminal.
MAKE SURE TO BEND OVER WIDE MAKE SURE YOUR BUTTHOLE AND RETINA ARE VISIBLE ALONG WITH A NON EXPIRED ID or I can't serve you
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2023-09-07 at 7:28 AM UTCSIR SIR I NEED YOU TO RETAKE THAT PICTURE MAKE SURE YOUR ASSHOLE IS SPREAD OPEN WIDER I CAn"T SEE THE HAIRS WE NEED TO COUNT THE INDIVIDUAL HAIRS AROUND THE RIM OF YOUR ASSHOLE OR I JUST CAN'T VERIFY YOU
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2023-09-07 at 7:40 AM UTCbased off a true story
i got rejected for using a DND character sheet THEY STOLE MY MONEY
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2023-09-07 at 7:46 AM UTCThat's already a thing it's called Tavour.
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2023-09-07 at 6:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by totse2118 if they awren't happy with a faxed scan of your id they can fuck off thats literally KYC
oh sorry SDOERRY heere please make sure to send it NUDE HOLD IT UP SO THE CAMERA CAN SEE YOUR COCK AND BALLS make sure your face is fully visable and hold up a sign saying "i'm a little bitch"
this is for federal KNOW YOUR CUSTOMER laws okay either do thar or youre a criminal.
MAKE SURE TO BEND OVER WIDE MAKE SURE YOUR BUTTHOLE AND RETINA ARE VISIBLE ALONG WITH A NON EXPIRED ID or I can't serve you
You calling me a liar? prepare your asshole for some serious fisting, NIG -
2023-09-07 at 8:17 PM UTCsome dude sucked ur dick 😂
Originally posted by Bradley I found out I can order a keg of 211 Steel Reserve for about 60% the price of getting it in cans.
I got a sexy maintenance guy who comes over the day after I call him for anything. He doesn't even charge me and brings meth, in return I store his stuff at my house. Fixed my door, my air conditioner, door handle, installed a security camera, gave me head, and always brings over meth. Twice he found weed (lives outside in the ghetto) and literally put it in his giant caravan (rides a tricycle loaded to the brim with tools and bullshit), he's gonna put in a better lock onto my door and I want the camera outside adjusted but it's screwed in too tight. And he brings me all the weed he finds.
I figure he can cut a hole in a round piece of wood and allow for me to just use the keg (I drink beer at room temperature) in the center of my living room with a spout hanging out of it, but I imagine I would just black out drinking for a couple weeks till it runs dry. Ther'es like 250 cans or some retarded amount in each keg and it's like 150$ or some shit.
how cool would that be when you come over to my house and the living room table is a keg with a spout in the center and I Just got a stack of cups sitting ont he wooden circle I use as the top? -
2023-09-07 at 8:35 PM UTC
