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I SAW MY BEST FRIEND

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    On Sunday afternoon I took my wife, the kid and my niece all to McDonalds for lunch and so the children could run around the play place.
    As I'm sitting there eating a Big Mac I catch my best friend enter my vision. He is in uniform and cleaning the tables.
    At first, and for most of the next hour I was in a state of shock and couldn't keep from constantly looking up to see what he was doing.
    I hadn't seen my best friend in over 6 and a half years. He committed suicide in May of 2017.
    But there he was working at this god damn McDonald's again.
    On Sunday he was around 15 years of age again so I'm doing math trying to figure out if my best friend had a kid before he died. Maybe he had a kid he didn't even know of.
    Except this was him exactly around the age of 15. There was no visible difference whatsoever.
    He even was working the same (way too hard) and it's extra odd because when my friend was around 15 he too was also working at McDonalds and here he is doing it again at age 15 nearly 20 years later.
    I sat in the fucking portal to another dimension/McDonalds for a good long time starring at him for the first time in years.
    He never looked directly at me.
    At one point my mom called my phone and I decided to leave and while approaching the trash bin I was close enough to him to initiate a simple conversation and so I said "Hey, how's it going?".
    He ignored me and kept cleaning tables as if he was going to win a trophy for it.
    Then as I went back to grab my drink he came around from behind me to get to another table and he said to me "excuse me sir".
    That was the only thing that didn't match, his voice.
    That wasn't his voice but everything else was exactly him.
    I wasn't sure if I had died and hell was a McDonalds or what.
    My dumb ass should have snapped a picture but I did not.
    I'll go back to try and find him again and perhaps I'll get a picture with him.
    The only other weird thing that happened didn't happen to me but in town and that was a large spinning triangle craft was spotted slowly moving across the evening sky.
    https://www.whio.com/news/local/ufo-or-no-residents-montgomery-county-capture-videos-mysterious-lights-sky/LKZYIPXNSRGSDKGTTRMPL7BKGI/
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  2. #2
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    ^picture of my best friend a year and a half before he died.
    Roughly 12 years older than when I saw him Sunday.
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    even ghosts have to get shitty jobs now
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  4. #4
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    :D
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    When I go back to investigate this individual, what is a good ice breaker to start a conversation so he doesn't immediately get spooked?

    I've never (that I know of) talked to someone from another deminsion or a time traveler.
  6. #6
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy When I go back to investigate this individual, what is a good ice breaker to start a conversation so he doesn't immediately get spooked?

    I've never (that I know of) talked to someone from another deminsion or a time traveler.

    Pretend you lost something and ask him if he saw it…
  7. #7
    man with manly looking wife went to his local fastfood chain to snap pictures of 15 year old boy.

    the optics.
  8. #8
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    UPDATE

    I got no sleep last night (probably because I'm being haunted)

    And also this happened....



    I thought it was maybe a spider bite but the affected area has increased to almost 2 inches in diameter and I've been experiencing radiation sickness type symptoms although very slow to onset.

    It's obvious that my best friend was equally likely to be a space demon time traveler from another deminsion who used the fleshly likeness of my BFF to draw me close and infect/poison me.

    I'm so sad.
  9. #9
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I've decided to wait until the weekend to begin chasing this kid around. He most likely works on the weekend.
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    only god knows where the chasing ends and the kissing begins.
  11. #11
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny only god knows where the chasing ends and the kissing begins.

    Oh so now Fona is Dalai Lama?
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