2023-09-06 at 11:40 PM UTC
So I take a form of transit I call the electric sky trolley, it's got a fancy name I can't remember . Basically you're 3 stories up (or 4 at some places) you ride on a trolley for free.
It cuts about a mile out of my walk to school to use it and the thing runs every 5 minutes around the city continuously in a loop.
I got out of college today and walked back to the station, they said there were delays for like 15 minutes bro the coolest shit rolled by 15 minutes later.
It was a torso, with half a lady's face and two arms, no guts, no legs, just her torso caught in the wheels of teh track and SPINNING my nigga, the whole undercarriage was just blood, the thing whipped by (Normally they got about 20MPH this was going 30)
apparently the lady jumped or fell infront of the train earlier today as it was coming, most likely suicide and her ribs and spine got caught (It looked like) in the front right wheel)
bro that train smelled like a butcher shop and there were all these horrified people watching and I said "Damn that's fucking awesome."
I got a lot of dirty looks but I don't give a shit, that's how I motherfucking felt about it.
5 minutes later another trolley car came.
THe half of a face covered in bodily fluids + the arms whipping like a toy, as this thing rolled past was pretty fucking awesome.
The end.
2023-09-06 at 11:43 PM UTC
I'm gonna stand two feet away from the trolley instead of next to where you board in the future. Bitch was probably pushed, there's a LOT of cameras at these places but like sometimes people just wanna jump into the abyss.
Users I recommend for suicide by bus, trolley, water, however you wanna do it as long as you do it:
Wariat
Scron
RIPTotse and the Police he talks to.
2023-09-07 at 12:11 AM UTC
All the pictures you’ve posted and you don’t bother to take a picture of this?
Damn brah you really dropped the ball
2023-09-07 at 12:43 AM UTC
The thing was whipping by, I was waiting 15 minutes for the next trolley, I didn't have my phone in my hand and because it went really fucking fast, I couldn't pull out the phone and viewed it for less than 10 seconds.
I didn't expect to see a bitch in a wheel of an electric trolley after math class just whipping past at 30 MPH because of a slowdown (How would you?) and yeah that shit came by and left to go to the mechanic station garage at the government station.
They really wanted to get that bitch out of the car and were going so fast and didn't stop so I didn't really see it coming, didn't have my phone out, and when I saw it my jaw dropped and I watched, not grab my phone and put in the pin and then open the camera, wait for that load, hit record and aim it at something, yeah nigga I had 5-20 seconds of seeing this shit and didn't record it.
2023-09-07 at 12:44 AM UTC
i know a lot of dumbfucks who see something cool happen and go to pull out their phone and start recording and while they're doing it, they don't get to see shit. That aint me bruh
2023-09-07 at 12:46 AM UTC
but imagine a ragdoll just spinning with half a face, the spine and the ribs very much exposed, and the arms which were unharmed spinning while the wheel just kept cranking through the spine/stuck to the bones on an electric trolley 40 feet in the air as I'm standing on a station at college with 10 other people.
There you got to imagine it.
2023-09-07 at 2:52 AM UTC
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2023-09-07 at 3:25 AM UTC
Im having trouble imagining this i need a diagram. Was the skull split in half? so the arms were spinning like a helicopter or just ragdolling around? Pics of sky trolley plz for reference
2023-09-07 at 3:30 AM UTC
wait so you were waiting for a flyinhg car? riiiiiiiiight
ok keenan thanks for the story
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2023-09-08 at 12:24 AM UTC
nigga they write news stories about this shit find us one or youre tellin' porkies
2023-09-08 at 12:26 AM UTC
(i mainly wanna read the stories to see if the reporter wrote the usual perfunctory "commuters were greeted by a grizzly sight wednesday evening..." or some variation thereof)
2023-09-08 at 1:08 AM UTC
I saw something similar but not in person- twas a literal BABBY caught in the spokes of a motorcycle. It was all mangled and it was pretty fucking brutal tbh fam. I have no idea how it got there in the first place. Was in some shithole country.
2023-09-08 at 1:13 AM UTC
Maybe this was a fake body/prank? 'fatal trolley accident florida/miami' does not bring up anything recent at all.
2023-09-08 at 1:40 AM UTC
The only LRT system I can find in Florida using relatively weak googlefu is TECO in Tampa, but from what I can tell they're more like a heritage streetcar line than a modern light rail system.
