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  1. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Listening to the 80s band Bolshoi

  2. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    not sure why it was unavailable but this is it too

  3. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    It's 9:25 am, checking the news on youtube and reading local an international news to compare, I think I've done something to both my hamstrings against cause I'm stumbling around like a 90 year old man...

    Just going to drink some coffee, someone dropped me a birthday cake off yesterday and I ate half last night and it looks tempting for breakfast
  4. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Chios Honey getting into the shower to wash my stanky balls

  5. Just took some g and lyrica gonna try to knock myself out so i can work another 10 hr day tmw
  6. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118

    umm meaning I should just let them rot in beta swag?
  7. WellHung Black Hole
    Begging people to punch and kick my testicles
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Begging people to punch and kick my testicles

    You've lost your luster, Pal. just go back to stealing waffles that don't belong to you.
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Chios Honey You've lost your luster, Pal. just go back to stealing waffles that don't belong to you.

    My name is Multi-Faceted Jack and i am back for the attack.
  10. WellHung Black Hole
    Sending my very best wishes to Meikai & Scron.
  11. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by WellHung Begging people to punch and kick my testicles

    *applies a liberal amounts o p[eanut butter while giving piper the caluflower eye*



    Originally posted by WellHung Sending my very best wishes to Meikai & Scron.

    WE WANT SIRACHA!! WE WANT SIRACHA!!!
  12. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Getting ready to take the recipes from paper to digital so I can plug them into a tool one of my vendors offers to facilitate portion and cost control.
  14. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Getting ready to take the recipes from paper to digital so I can plug them into a tool one of my vendors offers to facilitate portion and cost control.

    Does it count the exact number of peas and carrots per plate?
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Does it count the exact number of peas and carrots per plate?

    To the 10th of a pea and 32nd of a carrot.
  16. Abnormally-sized peas are removed before they reach the customer and are then used in the SUPER-DEAL-DELUXE DINNER, at extra cost, of course.
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I buy only Grade AAA Extra Large peas.

    Fresh never frozen.
  18. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung My name is Multi-Faceted Jack and i am back for the attack.

    Who is Jack. yes indeed

  19. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Getting ready to take the recipes from paper to digital so I can plug them into a tool one of my vendors offers to facilitate portion and cost control.

    name f tool????
  20. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    system fails. slides. no hard copies

    "Where's my paycheck" FLMAO
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