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My pedophile roommate called 911 because I was abusing him

  1. #81
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    is this "roomate" in the room with us now
  2. #82
    Bradley Florida Man
    No he's watching telemundo on his phone in the bedroom and I'm talking to the sexy maintinance guy higher than fuck about how Ron DeSantis is saving the kids from hormone therapy.
  3. #83
    Bradley Florida Man
    So far I did two bumps of tweak, no weed to be found outside right now, I drank 3 beers today, got one left, and smoking a cigarette while I try to think of who will deliver 10$ or 20$ in weed.
  4. #84
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    florida sounds awesome
  5. #85
    Bradley Florida Man
    It isn't cold here, that's teh biggest allure.

    I have rheumatoid arthritis and since coming here I haven't taken any of the biologics or chemo therapy drugs I had to in order to walk and use my hands in Wisconsin. Not sure why, but them bitches are straight poison meant to help you live.

    Now it's a multivitamin and stretching in the morning for five minutes and my body is fine. Yeah Southern Florida is better for me.

    Also the fishing is a lot more interesting and easy to do.
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  6. #86
    Originally posted by Bradley Folks when I graduate at Christmas or Spring 2024, I have a place waiting for me 20 miles south to go to a better 4 year degree at a 4 year university.

    Until then I get free rent, free place to raise my dog, yeah I do pay the water bill, electric bill, food bill, alcohol and cigarette cost.

    But that's like 500 a month to live in a one bedroom, God couldn't have found me a better place to live.

    Yeah the guys got problems but when I'm done, I move by myself with my dog (and will pay about 900 for an efficiency) and continue my education, so, yeah I'm in a pact with the devil I guess.

    Fun Fact: We don't have any working TVs in this house and his computer has a child blocker on it.

    i wager 10 bucks you drop out by or before march of 24.
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  7. #87
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you walked into my restaurant, with just a whisper, you would never be seen again. That is not a threat or a promise, it's just a fact.

    ↑ starts imagining everyone of his internet "friends" he interacts onlyne would pay him a visit at his bar.

  8. #88
    Originally posted by jerryb Well it helps when the shooting and investigating done by the same people. Best not to wonder to much who controls things in some places.

    Like the Police Chief/Coroner in Maui, even though he's legally not allowed to hold both jobs.
  9. #89
    ok so alright, we get it.

    you have a bar, allegedly.

    now stop phantasizing everyone you know would flock to it like negroes in heat to a fatty white chick.
  10. #90
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i wager 10 bucks you drop out by or before march of 24.

    Do you have cashapp or zelle or something? I also can have u mail a money order to my dead friend's mom's house with my or his name on it.

    If I lose do you accept Western Union? I will post my grades for each semester in December and I think they graduate in May, not March. ya cuz they're 4 month semesters so it's like september to december then mid january to may

    Put your word on it hochimin and I'm in on the ten dollar hollar wager.
  11. #91
    Bradley Florida Man
    paypal cashiers check, pretty much anything will work for paying me except western union the #1 cash sending organization, who has told me to get fucked after I went to prison for the chinese plastic company I was helping.
  12. #92
    Originally posted by Bradley Do you have cashapp or zelle or something? I also can have u mail a money order to my dead friend's mom's house with my or his name on it.

    If I lose do you accept Western Union? I will post my grades for each semester in December and I think they graduate in May, not March. ya cuz they're 4 month semesters so it's like september to december then mid january to may

    Put your word on it hochimin and I'm in on the ten dollar hollar wager.

    i'll let you know when its time for you to pay.
  13. #93
    Bradley Florida Man
    wrong thread sorry didn't mean to post anything
  14. #94
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ starts imagining everyone of his internet "friends" he interacts onlyne would pay him a visit at his bar.


    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this guy sniffs every one of my little posts.
  15. #95
    Bradley Florida Man
    Yeah speedy ur a little drunk.

    Vinny's a weird pedophile that reminds u of the one weird kid you always had in class and after puberty just got real quiet and ur like if anyone's gonna fuck a 2 year old girl, it's that guy.

    I know like 2 of them from growing up, both in prison. HIs country is the 3rd world so, no one cares, I think he has to give her dad like 20$ if he finds out and uh yep that's all.
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  16. #96
    Bradley Florida Man
    i think if she gets pregnant and he's accepting of it, he has to give them 2 goats and 40$,

    so his perspective is a little different.
  17. #97
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ starts imagining everyone of his internet "friends" he interacts onlyne would pay him a visit at his bar.


    I would c:
  18. #98
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Yeah speedy ur a little drunk.

    Vinny's a weird pedophile that reminds u of the one weird kid you always had in class and after puberty just got real quiet and ur like if anyone's gonna fuck a 2 year old girl, it's that guy.

    I know like 2 of them from growing up, both in prison. HIs country is the 3rd world so, no one cares, I think he has to give her dad like 20$ if he finds out and uh yep that's all.

    I only drink on Sunday and then it's just 4 or 5 beers in 6 hours. I'm not a fuck up like you sparky.
  19. #99
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Bradley No he's watching telemundo on his phone in the bedroom and I'm talking to the sexy maintinance guy higher than fuck about how Ron DeSantis is saving the kids from hormone therapy.

    It's one thing when a normal person cares about this but when a faggot like you talks about "saving the kids from hormone therapy" it just sounds like you're mad you won't be able to rape little boys.
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