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2023-09-06 at 1:46 PM UTCi have a complaint form the city because i failed a fire inspectino because the firemen came in one day while UI was hitting the pookie and shit, it was real bad, the building inspector was there too and I was spun out, that was months aGO.
well im cleaning up now and the amount of drug paraphanalia is staggering and it's all mixed in with my recyclables and I have not been recycling well ive been throwing a lot of it out or using it along with random drug paraphanalia and it's just a mess
i'm not used to living in places very long which is no excuse I guess but yeah shit ain't good don't do drugs kids.
its kinda like my builds in minecraft it looks good until you lift up the rug and find the 20 dead lighterrs and broken meth pipes and baggies not good folx not good at all
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2023-09-06 at 1:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by totse2118 i have a complaint form the city because i failed a fire inspectino because the firemen came in one day while UI was hitting the pookie and shit, it was real bad, the building inspector was there too and I was spun out, that was months aGO.
well im cleaning up now and the amount of drug paraphanalia is staggering and it's all mixed in with my recyclables and I have not been recycling well ive been throwing a lot of it out or using it along with random drug paraphanalia and it's just a mess
i'm not used to living in places very long which is no excuse I guess but yeah shit ain't good don't do drugs kids.
its kinda like my builds in minecraft it looks good until you lift up the rug and find the 20 dead lighterrs and broken meth pipes and baggies not good folx not good at all
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2023-09-06 at 2:05 PM UTCI found a fax scanner printer while cleaning
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2023-09-06 at 2:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny mentally preparring myself to change a leaky exhaust manifold gasket and put on my homemade 400 mesh stainless steel air enhancement.
will the bolt break ?
will the glue hold ?
the good news is none of the bolts broke.
bad news is however, the flange of the pipe did and thats what caused the leakage and hissing sound.
i waited too late in the afternoon to start working on it and by the time i realize what broke the shops were closed.
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2023-09-06 at 2:33 PM UTC
I dunno why I'm watching this, it just makes me want to kill people -
2023-09-06 at 2:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by aldra
I dunno why I'm watching this, it just makes me want to kill people
i posted about this recently
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood LOCH HER UP LOCH HER UP!!!!
Giggly Goonclown
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THIS PERSON IS AS LIVELY AS A DOORKNOB OR THE JARTY
This individual is a no longer a lively cow, you can help them by not making unfunny memes of them and moving on to fresher material
They have been milked dry and are no longer funny or intresting or are no longer a lol-cow
Warning! The following contains material that some may find disturbing
Viewer discretion is advised.
This User is trans btw, if that matters
Orion Grant Passmore (born May 13th, 2002),[1] primarily known online as Giggly Goonclown or Goonclown, was a deranged and depraved pedophile tranny with (among others) a humiliation fetish. His social media of choice is Twitter, where he posted a number of videos of himself "gooning." His Twitter account was posted in a thread, leading to soyteens discovering most of his content. A dox thread was created, but was moved to /incel/ and later abandoned. On August 1st, 2023, a new dox thread was created, exposing him as a pedophile who admitted to possessing over 500 GB of child pornography, anally raping his dog, and wanting to rape his homeless crack-addicted father, his seven-year old niece, and his 76-year old grandmother.[2]
Contents
1 For those of you coming from memes telling you to look up "Orion Grant Goonclown", here is some of the most damning evidence we have of his pedophilia and general depravity.
2 Personal Life
3 Gooning Life
4 Relationship with the Sharty
4.1 The Beginning
4.2 The Thread
5 New Revelations
6 Response Outside the 'Sharty
7 Gallery
8 Citations
For those of you coming from memes telling you to look up "Orion Grant Goonclown", here is some of the most damning evidence we have of his pedophilia and general depravity.
Passmore talking about wanting to cum on his 7 year old niece's face.
Passmore talking about wanting to cum on his 7 year old niece's face.
Passmore soliciting nudes from a minor.
Passmore soliciting nudes from a minor.
More evidence from the conversation featured directly to the left, confirming that GoonGoddess69 is a minor.
More evidence from the conversation featured directly to the left, confirming that GoonGoddess69 is a minor.
"I would molest the fuck out of my kids."
"I would molest the fuck out of my kids."
even more evidence of Passmore being a pedo.
even more evidence of Passmore being a pedo.
0:16NSFW: The classic.
More proof can be found in the full archive of Orion's Discord on this thread:
https://soyjak.party/test/thread/18801.html
NOTE THAT THIS ARCHIVE DOES NOT CONTAIN IMAGES, BUT CONTAINS LINKS TO IMAGES.
ANY IMAGES EMBEDDED ARE FETCHED DIRECTLY FROM CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM;
ACCORDING TO MANY ACCOUNTS IT IS KNOWN TO CONTAIN CSAM MATERIAL AND ZOOPHILIA MATERIAL. IT IS STRONGLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE ARCHIVE, AND IF YOU DO SO TO DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK.
You can help us by report this to the Tucson Police Department, National Center for Missing and Exploited children, and generally spreading the word.
LINKS:
https://88crime.org/
https://report.cybertip.org/
Personal Life
Giggly Goonclown was born on May 13th, 2002.[2] His mother is an alcoholic and his father is a homeless crack addict. According to one of his tweets, he has the desire to rape his crack addicted father. He was molested as a kid by a drunk 40-year-old babysitter, possibly resulting in him wanted to troon out as early as 14.
Not much is known about Giggly Goonclown's normal life other than the fact he is currently studying environmental science or ecology in college. On his desktop, there was a folder called "college" next to a file named "SNIFFFFF.jpg."
Gooning Life
Giggly Goonclown went by many twitter handles such as, @AlmondMilkOMG, @CringeGodGiggly, @GigglyGoonClown, and finally, @SillyGayClown. He has a humiliation fetish and records himself partaking in activities such as masturbating with a laughing clown track and fart noises, fellating a rainbow dildo, and fucking a McChicken (DO NOT RESEARCH). He had garnered a large following on Twitter, retweeting autism fetish and Islamic porn. In response to getting followers, he drew a picture of himself farting on his own followers. He has also begged his fans to donate to his via Cashapp by telling them "SEND ME MONEY STUPID CUCKS."
Giggly Goonclown used Discord and Twitter to groom minors. Using Discord, he would contact others to get a hold of 'P using Telegram and Matrix. Goonclown admitted that he can only get aroused by 'P. Alongside this, they've used multiple Telegram accounts, (the most recent of which being the now terminated Slaanesh) to access group chats filled with zoo porn.
He deleted his Twitter account as a form of damage control after being aware of the fact he got doxxed.
The lesson you should take from this is that you must get your gooning under control and not act on your impulses. Also don't get molested in the childhood or something.
Relationship with the Sharty
The Beginning
Goonclown's Twitter was posted on a thread, leading several soyteens down a rabbit hole. A soyteen made a 'jak of his Twitter's profile picture. The Goonclown 'jak made its way to him and he alters it by removing the stubble and adding certain characteristics, making it an absolute niggerhell brimstone to a degree previously unheard of.
A Goonclown imposter did an AMA on the sharty on August 1st 2023,[3] but later was confirmed to be an imposter.
The Thread
A thread with the title "GOONCLOWN LOST" and a full dox of Giggly Goonclown in the OP was posted on /raid/ on August 1st, 2023. It amassed 2.1k replies, an extremely unusual amount for soyjak.party's /raid/ board, the activity of which is typically measured in posts per day rather than posts per second for /soy/ and posts per hour for most other boards. The thread was then moved to /soy/, where it amassed over 5600 replies and over 1400 images, scoring the world record for the largest non-botted thread ever on an alt-chan, and in the history of chans entirely[it just is, ok?], as a Sharty win and DramaGOD win[4]. It eventually expired due to a mixture of inactivity and a catty wipe.
the thread is quite long so here is a short version some teen made[5]
Goonclown's Discord announcement
After more than a week of silence, Goonclown made an announcement on his Discord server, insisting that he is innocent and that his leaked messages are merely "ageplay" taken out of context by evil nazis.
Dox thread 'cuz it has more data and gemmies[6]
New Revelations
Main article: Goongate
It has recently come to the attention of the sharty that Giggly Goonclown is not alone, in fact he has multiple connections with high-ranking troons including Chris the Meme God, F1NNSTER and Ella (Jean) Hollywood[7]. At the time of writing multiple 'teens are attempting to spread the story to anti-troon news outlets and commentators.
They also posted a thread on /tttt/ about it but all the trannies started jerking off to Jean and arguing amongst themselves.[8]
Additionally, there has been a 4chan thread on /r9k/ which someone who is believed to be Goonclown talked about committing suicide due to the fact that their fetishes and porn viewing habits were exposed to the world, when probed further about it by anons, they replied: "loli and beastiality were both viewed. My life is officially over." [9]
Response Outside the 'Sharty
On the 16th of August, Youtuber Lanza released a video about Goonclown. Turkey Tom's video has yet to be released howeverbiet.
Gallery
Goonclown as a troonjak edit.
Goonclown as a troonjak edit.
Goonclown's Personal Variation of the Jak (GIGABRIMSTONE)
Goonclown's Personal Variation of the Jak (GIGABRIMSTONE)
>GOONCLOWN WILL WALK FR–*ACK*
Goonclown as a hanging troonjak variant
Goonclown shouting out the sharty - the OP image of the fake AMA. A 'teen claiming to be the hacker later said that he promised to give Goonclown his Discord account back if he made this video.
He lost.
He lost.
“ We knew the sharty would not be the same. A few 'teens GEEEEEEEEGed. A few 'teens malded. Most 'pliers were neutral. I remembered the line from the Unabomber Manifesto, Industrial Society and its Future. Uncle Ted is trying to persuade the reader that unrestrained technological growth has caused irreparable harm to the collective human psyche and says, “The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.” …I suppose we all thought that, one way or another. ”
Bernd Soypenheimer
Citations
https://archive.ph/p3eZs
https://archive.ph/56rxk
https://archive.ph/8MmaM
https://web.archive.org/web/20230803163619/https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4224973.html
https://web.archive.org/web/20230804152551/https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4250018.html
https://web.archive.org/web/20230802160119/https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4224973.html
https://archive.ph/ZFXzV
https://archive.ph/TIm2g
https://archive.ph/izFya
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getting into the shower to wash my stanky balls
